Wednesday, August 29, 2012

One-A-Day: New York Rangers

New York Rangers


Our own Henrik is one of the biggest Rangers fans we know. And the past season that the Rangers had gave a lot of fans like her hope that the team would be able to get past the hump and into the Finals for once.

The Rangers were #2 in the entire league right behind the Vancouver Canucks. They were in the top five in penalty-killing, goaltending and wins. It was an improvement over last season and it gave fans hope.

And after all of the hoopla surrounding Brad Richards and where he would end up last summer, we were glad to see him actually play and make a difference instead of being a bust.

After exiting the playoffs early again, the Rangers were not happy. And Rangers fans were even unhappier. It was like every hope and dream was dashed and the Rangers had to start over again.

That's where the Rick Nash trade came in. It seems that everyone wants to play in New York. Must be a cool city, we've never heard of it. Will he be the offensive catalyst that the (still) defensive team needs? Will Brandon Dubinsky be missed? Is Nash a bust or the best?

Those are questions that we are taking into the next season and we know gives most Rangers fans a mix of fear and wonder that this is their team.




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General Manager - Glen Sather

Coach - John Tortorella


Team Captain - Ryan Callahan

Player(s) everyone should love - Marc (Noodles's favorite Staal) (because everyone has a favorite) (don't deny it) Staal


Player we don’t love - Arron Asham

Who they got - Rick Nash, Taylor Pyatt, Jeff Halpern, Arron Asham


Who they lost - Brandon Dubinsky, Artem Anisimov, Steve Eminger, Ruslan Fedotenko, Brandon Prust, Wojtek Wolski

Located at - Madison Square Garden


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Hotness level - 7

Yes, we know that Henrik Lundqvsit is on the Rangers but that sill doesn't merit a ten. No matter what Henrik says. We give three points to the real Henrik and a point to Rick Nash's hair and two points for Ryan Callahan's leadership and two more points for Carl Hagelin (one point plus one because he's Swedish).

6 comments:

Scarlett said...

All that PLUS the abs of MDZ, Pyatt's eyes, Nash's general lumberjack aura, the Rangers are one HOT team. And I can admit that because it is the offseason. New York New York indeed.

Michelle said...

I am perpetually aggravated with myself that I find Del Zotto so ridiculously tasty but hate the Rangers with the fire of a thousand suns (sorry Henrik). Can't wait to see if Nash is a hero or a zero in that system.

Scarlett said...

@Michelle Just live your life by the rule that nothing counts if it's the offseason. Think a division rival is dreamy, hell, it's the offseason!

Also, my favorite Staal is Eric. I do play Staal favorites.

Esbee said...

I think the Rangers are HOT but wow...so not for the same reasons as you guys do! (Hagelin actually does nothing for me.)

Brian Boyle. Eddie Cahill look alike. 6'7" of MAN. And he has a great personality.

MDZ. Oh my god. His abs. Sweet Jesus have you not seen his abs? And his goofy, fantastic smile? And his flow? Any of him? Shanny and I once spent an ENTIRE DAY discussing "the photo." Oh hell...just go to this post and look at all the photos... http://aeryssports.com/intermission-report/the-hawt-trophy-michael-del-zotto/

Ginger Staal. Meow. (stating for the record favorite Staal=Eric. I have different "uses" for my Staals. Jordan is my favorite Staal for certain things. *ahem*) Ok also stating for the record, my twitter bio lists me as a "Staal collector." One more. I just need one more for an All Staal Team. I have pictures of Marc Staal stretching pre game that could impregnate you by the bendiness alone.

Marty Biron. Holy poop go look at his eyes. NOW! *thud*

Pyatt. Eyes! Go! *THUD*

I am saving my man for last. Oh yeah. Mr. Dan Girardi. Oh yes. My friends know to try to capture him in warmup photos for me if I don't make it down. HELLLLOOOOOOOO....

http://cdn.blueshirtsunited.com/uploads/image/image/6813/large_GirardiLandon.jpg

That face. Those eyes. That smile. And he's a total BADASS. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74p0eKuY41rn4dako1_500.jpg

And my leering? Is done IN RALEIGH while watching my own team the Canes play! You guys way underrated Henrik's team!

I am going to go take a cold shower right now or take up smoking.

Esbee said...

@scarlett I keep reading this...

Nash's general lumberjack aura

...as...

Nash's general lumberjack AREA

Shanny said...

My tree deserves a few HOT points.

MDZ is magically delicious.

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My fave Staal is...TITO!