Friday, August 3, 2012

Hot or Not Round Two: Lundqvist vs Tavares

All kidding aside, we're worried about Tavares in this match-up. Despite his rugged good looks and finally matured face, we don't think he's gonna make it out of this alive.

Although a girl can hope, right?

-&-

HENRIK LUNDQVIST



- no, really, that's his actual face

- not fair, right?


OR


JOHN TAVARES



- has grown up so much

- and so has his muscles



Voting time!

10 comments:

Jennifer said...

HAHAHAHAHA I just made it 100% for Hank. I love Tavares don't get me wrong but come on.

kumquatweekend said...

I, for one, am still in shock that Tavares beat out Carey Price in the battle of PK Subban's BFFs.

He can't triumph over all the goalies. Especially not this one.

TEPHYWASHERE said...

You certainly should have picked a picture of JT's guns...That may have changed some of the votes...that man has some arms...

MouthGuard said...

This whole thing is just ludicrously sadistic but I'm voting anyway despite myself.

There are so many types of hot, after all. It just depends on which type floats your boat. It's not fair when the types are pitted against each other. Both these guys are hot - even I will acknowledge Tavares has stopped looking skeezy and has a certain quelque chose maintenant. But he's dirty sexy. The King is just supremely sexy. Both legit, but DIFFERENT.

Round Two is way tougher than Round One, but just as mean.

Cat said...

I had a feeling I would be in the minority, but Hank is just too pretty for me. Either that or I just resent him because he said mean things to Sidney once. Could go either way.

MouthGuard said...

@Cat - Exactly. He's got that chiseled, manicured Swedish hairless boytoy mojo, although for a Swede he's practically a Wolfman because he definitely has some hair. But most of his compadres from Sverige have like NO BODY HAIR ANYWHERE because 1) it either doesn't grow in; or 2) they Boyzilian it off as soon as they see stubble in the sunshine. The King is who you would want to shoot a pictorial with. Tavares is who you would want to hand feed you dolmas and lick the extra off your face.

To each his own. ;)

Curtis said...

@Cat and MG- YES. Accurate. THANK YOU.

Scarlett said...

Curtis- I love that your picture I of real Curtis.
It took me a while to vote on this one, but that's just because Hank renders me catatonic. Sorry Johnny boy.

TracyD said...

Perhaps this pic of Tavares might change a few minds:

http://whatthehellisicing.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/132708442_slide.jpg

Laurie Jaques-Anderson said...

I personally volunteer to be the one to pick up Tavares' broken dreams about making it to the next round. Yowsa - just make him captain already!