Because it's becoming a little too much.
They're making major life decisions and have to decide what is best for them and their family. This doesn't take two seconds and when they have the luxury of time and lots of money, it's gonna take some time.
Anyway, we're sick of it all. So we were thinking of listing some of the things that we think is more interesting than all of this talk of where these two prized free agents will be going.
We're calling this post...
THINGS THAT ARE MORE INTERESTING THAN PARISE-SUTER WATCH!
- getting our upper-lips waxed

- the 1-3-1 system
- 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

- Rob Pattinson's acting

- the 'Twilight' books
- a Jonathan Toews interview about how much he loves fishing

- the plot of 'Magic Mike'

(wait, there's a plot???)
- the hockey robot that is Sidney Crosby
- Skrillex
- the endless stories and useless facts from Pierre McGuire

- One Direction
- homework and chores, combined, all day every day
- watching Grandma knit

- the five-hundredth season of 'Jersey Shore'
- one-word press conferences by John Tortorella

If you have any that could be added to this list, let us know. But as you can see, there are a lot of things that are more interesting right now than Parise-Suter Watch.
1 comment:
YES! I am soooo sick of the Parise/Suter "watch". I was almost ready to stop checking twitter. I swear people were retweeting their own tweets it all became so repetitive.
LEAVE THE BOYS ALONE!!! When looking at 10-13 year contracts they are considering the rest of their careers. The direction their lives will take and a commitment most people never have to make. Imagine if you were faced with signing a contract to work for one company for 10-13 years or more? You want to be damn sure you are making the right decision.
So what is more interesting than reading endless non-updates? Brushing my cats, sorting M&Ms by color, watching a spider spin a web & staring at a calendar willing it to be October.
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