Patrik Elias found it in his equipment bag. Conveniently stashed away where no one could find it.
So, this got us wondering...what else could be hiding in Elias's bag...
Top Ten: Things Found in Patrik Elias's Equipment Bag
10. a beat-up pair of skates
09. the 'lost' eighteen minutes on the Watergate tape
08. Sidney Crosby's Gold-medal winning gloves
07. the Declaration of Independence
06. Amelia Earhart's airplane
05. "Social Media for Dummies" by Lou Lamoriello
04. the Holy Grail
03. Patrick Kane's dignity
EDIT: oh nope wait, it's still missing
02. outline for the new CBA
01. his boyfran Petr Sykora
2 comments:
I enthusiastically support this post!
I figure it was just full of tough actin' Tinactin.
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