and the Top Five Who Wouldn't
If you're like us then you've always wondered which NHL player would actually survive a zombie apocalypse. It takes a certain type of person. They have to be intelligent and self-sufficient and able with a weapon.
So, we're ready but we were wondering if there were NHLers who could also survive the zombie apocalypse.
Here is our list of the NHLers who could and the ones that could not...
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Top Ten: NHLers Who Would Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
10. George Parros
he's a Princeton grad so you know he's smart and he has a mustache, no one messes with an individual with a mustache that powerful...even zombies
09. Rob Scuderi
'The Piece' always makes it to the end; he's the only one to survive to the end of a horror movie because he's so badass
08. Shea Weber
just imagine him with like a ripped shirt and a machete and just chopping off the heads of the undead, yeah, totally believable
07. David Booth
the dude killed a bear...A BEAR...we think he can handle a few walkers here and there, plus he's obviously a survivalist duh
06. Andrew Ference
he has a compost pile in his house and he's all about the environment which means that he knows how to survive and he knows how to be prepared and live in the woods
05. Carey Price
because he can lasso things and ride a horse which are both very important skillz when trying to defend yourself from a zombie horde
04. Luke Schenn, Drew Doughty
they would hoard all the food
03. Sidney Crosby, Jonathan Toews, Mike Richards
they would somehow make surviving a huge competition and when have they ever lost anything...seriously?
02. Matt Duchene
he's way too creepy for anyone, even zombies, to go near him and you know he would even creep out a zombie
01. Anze Kopitar
the zombies would literally think that he was one of them and just leave him alone, so yeah, he would definitely survive
And the five who wouldn't survive...at all
05. Colin Wilson
he's too much of a softie to actually kill anyone, even if they are already dead, and he would be eaten alive within twenty-four hours
04. Zdeno Chara
way too slow, would not be able to outrun a zombie horde if they came after him...also, he's too large to hide anywhere
03. Roberto Luongo
he would never make it because he doesn't play to the end of anything and would just give up before the end was in sight
02. Mike Green
it's because he's always in the wrong place at the wrong time so you know he would be killed before he even reached the blueline
01. Taylor Hall, Jordan Eberle
they would never leave each other and they are actually collectively too dumb to function in the real world let alone during a zombie apocalypse
1 comment:
Kopitar would just drag the zombies to the net as he scores!!!!
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