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Solid tie, Alfredsson. In some weird way, it matches wifey's dress. Looks good. Both of you look great together. We approve.
Brian Campbell how did you get this girl to agree to marry you? How? You must have a wonderful personality because she is way outta your league. Look at that dress, that face. Super pretty. Too pretty for a ginger.
We think that maybe BOOBS there should have been some BOOBS matching between his shirt and her dress BOOBS because that pink is so fantastic and BOOBS.
DALE TALLON YOU WIFE IS ADORABLE WE WANT HER NOW CAN WE HAVE HER AS OUR DEN MOTHER WE ARE MOVING TO FLORIDA LETS GO!
Fancy, fancy dress. We love the color and the shoes and the hair. She looks amazing. Oh and he doesn't look too bad either.
KELLY! THAT DRESS! Going all out here, huh? We completely approve. Go bold or go home, it's the American way.
We were gonna comment on the dress but like she is ridiculously pregnant. We actually yelled at the television about it. Repeatedly. So pregnant.
Uh, hello. Her dress is perfect and classy and amazing. But of course, she's gonna marry Patrice Bergeron. Of course she's classy and amazing and understated but beautiful. Just like him.
We're not a fan of her dress. It seems a little boxy but we really like the color. And her hair. Her hair is adorable. And yeah, Pekka is a looker too, in that suit. Of course.
We really, really like how her dress color subtly matches his shirt and tie combo. Good job guys, we approve.
We can't get over the fact that she looks twelve. The dress style doesn't help.
That dress looks like it has a papier mache top and like tulle coming out of it willy-nilly. No. Doesn't work. Curtis says it looks like Bjork's swan dress. You know what we're talking about.
Shea, your damn suit. GET ONE THAT FITS, YOU MAKE SEVEN MIL A YEAR. GET A SUIT THAT FITS! Girlfriend, we like your dress. You look cute and flirty and fun. We approve of you.
Holy smokes. Holy, seriously we need a minute. She's the definition of smokeshow.
Aw, baby-faced girl for our baby-faced Oiler. Dress isn't much to look at but she's cute so we will let it pass.
Dress is a little plain. Too much black and black and black. But it's classy and we wouldn't expect anything less from a wife of Shane Doan. Seriously.
Now, all of these WAGs are cute and pretty and dressed well, we think that Adam Henrique showed up with the best-looking and best-dressed date of the night.
Heck yes. Holla at us, boys.
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Haha love this! I noticed the names on the files too, so funny.
Could you put the name of each player under the picture, because I didn't recognize everyone..
Fantastic post! I know I have the ability to be uber catty when it comes to fashion (or lack thereof), but someone tell Karlsson's chick...well, do I have to say it? Class, ladies, class.
Love Nuge and his prom date. :)
In other news, my condolences on the Jordan Staal trade. Clearly, the Canes are hoarding Staals (three now, right?) and someone needs to get them professional help. @MouthGuard - I think that an episode of Hoarders: Carolina Hurricanes is in order here. Special feature post???
The red carpet can be a place of great joy and great jealousy. I love Patrice, but does his gf have to be so damn sweet looking? It makes it very hard to hate her. Other thoughts - Campbell has clearly mastered hypnosis, it's the only explanation for that woman being his fiance. Doan is so utterly adorable & his wife looks like someone who can really appreciate him. Karlsson is clearly into dating porn stars. And Datsyuk's wife needs to stay out of her daughter's closet.
But no picture of Giroux with his date BizNasty?
@Michelle - Be careful what you wish for, woman! Ask Curtis. See what she thinks!
For me, this "event" from a fashion standpoint was all about 1) Mrs. Dale Mothefucking Tallon (OMFG can you say "May-December"????); 2) Mrs. David Backes (she will literally do anything for animals so she's okay by me - plus I love that she embraced some color for the evening); 3) Mrs. Pekka Rinne - a/k/a what Maggie Gyllenhaal would look like if she was actually pretty; 4) Futur Madame Patrice Bergeron Estie de Tabarnacle. This is why men all over the world continue to fantasize about French CANADIAN women. No really. French CANADIAN women. Tasteful and gorgeous. Google Natalie Lemieux if you don't believe me.
All the other "trophies' looked LAME/cliched, uninspired, inappropriately slutty or dowdy.
I second @Cat's Giroux/BizNasty request.
Also: I can't tell you how much I appreciate the tone of this article... generous and complimentary of the WAGs, who are indeed lovely.(If I see another "slutty puck bunny" comment in the Puck Daddy forums, I may snap.)
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