The Many Game-Faces of Jeff Petry

For a while now, we've had a folder on our desktop labeled 'Petryfaces' for this very post. And we've been collecting pictures all season just for a post like this one. Because they're hysterical and awful at the same time.

Everyone talks about the faces that Jonathan Toews makes. They're terrible and well, have a look see yourself.

But for some reason, we think that Petry's faces are just as bad. Well, you can decide for yourself in this pic-spam of Jeff Petry's varied game-faces.

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The Many Faces of Jeff Petry

"Guuuurrrrlll, where did you get that goatee? It looks good on you."

We don't know which is better, Petry's concentration face or RJ Umberger's surprise buttsecks face.

"This? I didn't do this. He's falling on his own, swear to the hockey gods."

He's got this, don't worry.

What's up, Mr. Yuk?

That's his shooting face, look at it. Look at him being all serious business and playing hockey.

"What? HE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE MY FLOW! MY FLOW IS AWESOME so I had to hit him."

Extreme judgmental face. He doesn't like something.

All business face here.

THE MUZZY! THE FACE! THE MOUTH!

STOOOOOOOOOOOP.

Get it, gurl.


This picture, are you ready for it, takes the cake for the best Petry-face we've ever seen. Our favorite part is that you don't notice it right away.

WINNER!

We just want to know what Ryan Jones did to warrant a face like that. What evil, terrible and horrible thing could he have done to get that Petry-face? We can only wonder.

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We hope you enjoyed the latest edition of the ridiculousness that goes on here. We know we've been slacking, real life does that to blogging. We promise that good things are coming.

Summer is almost here, after all.