I lost at least 2-3 hours of my life tonight after Shanny sent me that photo of CLOAD in the hat. The hat has powers. It's killing me. It has me wrapped in a forcefield from which I cannot escape. I don't necessarily WANT to escape from it but I am trapped. It's just well...it's CLOAD. And that impish grin. And that goofy hat. And my clothes fall off every time I look at it. Granted that just leaves me sitting here in a pile of clothes with a picture of CLOAD but at least I am ready if he stops by. HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD THE HAT PICTURE HAS KILLED ME. KILLED ME DEAD.And the Rangers toques. Oh my. Those ridiculous striped toques cause ovarian rumblings. They are ridiculous yet strangely adorable at the same time. I shall never make it through the classic tomorrow. Especially if they interview Danny and Cload in those hats and Girardi (he he doesn't need a hat) and Callahan in the striped toques. I have no idea why this outerwear is having this effect but it's causing lady part awakenings.
I have a confession.My new crush is...Michael Del Zotto, of the hated Rangers. Please don't rat me out to Devils Nation.And why doesn't Cload do it for me like everyone else? Please tell me what I'm missing! Those last few minutes of the Winter Classic were scintillating hockey. Briere should know better than to go in on Lundqvist by now, though.
I know not how to explain the CLOAD thing. I was sort of "meh" and then one day I got hit by CLOAD lightning. It's sort of like Jordan Staal. He has a crooked smile and looks like he's up to something. He's not even my "type!" He just looks like T-R-O-U-B-L-E! And that goofy hat. Ok I won't retype my comment. I hate the Flyers but Danny, Cload and I are TIGHT yo.Del Zotto is "my type." I have plenty of crushes that violate team/rivalry rules. Boys are boys. :-)The end of that game was awesome!
@ Esbee--Against my wishes, I have also gained a bit of a crush on Ginger Clause, but thankfully I am able to repress it when he plays the Pens.Also, my Captain Callahan crush is growing daily. Damn you HBO for making the enemy so freakin' appealing. My ladyparts have a mind of their own sometimes.p.s. @ Michelle--Its inexplicable. Maybe its the fact that he plays for the Flyers and should be enemy # uno. Or maybe its imagining his on-ice prowess translating into, uhm, "other areas".
I'd like to climb Brian Boyle like a tree.
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