Wednesday, December 7, 2011

This Is What Happens When You Skip Breakfast

YOU'RE BENCHED!



To be fair, Seguin also missed an all important team meeting which caused his benching for the game between the Bruins and the Jets.



- Henrik Karlsson will be out of the Flames lineup for 6-8 weeks with an MCL tear.


- Mark Fistric was suspended three games for his hit on Nino Niederreiter.


- The Stars are busy, busy, busy as they traded Krys Barch to the Florida Panthers for Jake Hauswirth. Plus, some picks in 2012.


- David Booth is out for the Canucks with a sprained MCL. He will miss about 4 to 6 weeks. Kevin Porter will have a hearing with Shanaban about this hit.


- The Penguins are keeping Sidney Crosby out for the next two games as a precaution after taking a few hard hits the last few games. It's just a precaution so calm yo tits, beetches.

Seriously, you would think there was some kind of conspiracy with how everyone's overreacting about the news. It's a concussion, he needs some rest. End of story.

2 comments:

Esbee said...

But did Sid eat a healthy breakfast????

MouthGuard said...

How many times do i have to reassure everybody that BOB WAS WITH ME so it's all good?! It was my fault he was late. I gave him a note - in franglais, for that matter - but Coach Julie got all judgmental. I thought it was assez kitaine, mais quand-meme. Whatever, fatass. Cam-Cam understands. People need to back off my Bob. Look how grrr he is when he's pissed!

@Esbee: Depends on who you talk to! Gary Roberts would say absolutely not, 'cause no kale stem vomit omelets were in the mix. Then again, Biz Nasty approves of Chachi's sun-salutation-meets-egg- McMuffin-at-the-drivethru morning ritual, so... Yes and no.

Better safe than sorry with Chachi, eh? Right now, he's like a guest Iron Chef who kills Battle Eggplant, but doesn't quite time his plating such that everything makes it to the judges' table. He's trying to do too much too quickly, forcing his former HOF form asap instead of easing into it. People barking about him winning the scoring race aren't helping matters either. His teammates have his back so let's hope Disco and the docs can convince him to chill.