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What's up, ladies? How are you this evening? My name is Kris Versteeg but you can call me 'Verbeauty' or 'Sexyface' is also good.

Anyway, I am pretty confident that this date will be amazing.
First up is dinner which I think should be at a nice Italian place where we can get some chicken and pasta and wine.

The owner approaches the table after recognizing me. "Will you sing a little song for us, Verbeauty? I think it will be great if you did."
I say 'no' the first few times but eventually consent. I get up on stage and serenade you with a rendition of LMFAO 'Sexy and I know it' which always gets the ladies going.
It isn't hot in the restaurant, it is me. I apologize for the amazingness blowing you away.

After dinner, we go to this great bar that I heard of. Inside, we commandeer two stools and order drinks. Then we talk about everything while slowly getting drunker and drunker.
The dance floor calls to us and we make a scene dancing in the middle of the floor doing the dougie and the shuffle and the running man among other moves.

I start serenading you halfway through our millionth drinks and you're loving it. That's when it's time for the cab back to my place
...if you want of course...

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Well, did you like this date with Mr. Versteeg?
Are you into going back to his place after the date?
Let us know either here or in the votes!
10 comments:
Hell to the no!
He had me at 'running man'.
Yes to this date
Not my kinda man, and not my kinda song. Sorry, 'Steeger.
YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES. A TRILLION TIMES YES.
Oh I miss Verbeauty.
YES!! I would LOVE for Verbeauty to take me home tonight (or any other night)!
I would say yes to this date but I'm telling as a witness his younger brother Mitch is cuter.
You know I'm not really a Versteeg fan but change the dancing to karaoke and I might now be able to say no...
I don't find him that attractive but he has a good personality so I would go on the date because it would be fun. And fun/funny makes you more attractive.
I also would like to say that I am no longer able to watch any LMFAO without picturing Mike Modano in his halloween costume and it sort of scarred me for life.
If Fat Bastard had dinner with Verbeauty, right before dessert he would yell, "GET IN MY VERBELLY!!!"
Concur that with this one, it's all about the personality and the chutzpah. The longer locks help his cause, as well.
I have been crushing on him since he was a rookie. I would find it impossible to say no to him. I'd pretty much do anything he asked. Yes, I'm a Verbeauty slut. I should be ashamed I suppose, but I'm not. Hehehe
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