Sunday, November 20, 2011

Crosby Watch Is Officially Over

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Henrik hasn't been heard of since the news broke this afternoon and we have a sneaking suspicion that this has happened.


Is this real life? Is the Sidney Crosby really ready to come back to the Penguins? It all seems too good to be true.

Or so it seems.

We do know that it has been officially confirmed that Sidney Crosby will make his season debut tomorrow against the New York Islanders.

But we won't believe it until we see #87 skate out onto Consol ice with the rest of the team. Until then, this is just a nasty and scary rumor that our wunderkind is back.

Tomorrow cannot come fast enough.

5 comments:

Shanny said...

They should have kept his return a secret. Then had him skate out to take opening faceoff & watched as the ground opened up swallowing Pittsburgh whole. I kid. It'll be good to see him back playing. FINALLY!

Jennifer said...

Oh that woulda been awesome.

I will pay cold hard American cash for someone to take out Pierre McGuire. This is NOT A JOKE.

Michelle said...

Got this from a tweet posted on the Puck Daddy blog:

Sidney Crosby has more goals in 2:20 ice time than Scott Gomez has since February 6, 2011.

Long live Crosby!

girlandwagon said...

Crosby: back with a vengeance

<3

MouthGuard said...

@Shanny: Agree! I think this is the hallmark of his career thus far. Bigger than winning the Stanley Cup, the Olympics and all the trophies he's won over the years. He had to somehow survive almost a year without hockey when he's been a milk-fed veal/baby Troy robot from Day One. So courageous to come out the anus with his dignity intact, having dealt with all the media hype and personal frustration when you've got that competitive gene that drives you to compete at all costs and you are verboten from doing so. Today, he is a true champion. For real.

@Jennifer: Somebody needs to put a pack of Walgreens tube socks in Regis' piehole, for reals. I've been saying it forever. The close-talking. The spitting and the buffalo breath (you can tell from subtle facial signals by the players he's "interviewing"). The gesticulating. The glasses he doesn't need but he wears them so people will think he's cerebral and won't notice his big fat shiny bald noggin. Where are my Ninjas when I need them?!