Monday, November 21, 2011

Awards Monday: Week Seven

Hottie Of The Week


Phil Kessel


(We can never say his name without sounding like the parody from Bloge Salming...watch it and try not to say it like that.)

But he has a million goals already and he's actually playing like he cares right now. Which is pretty fun to watch and also good for the Leafs.

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Best Commercial Of The Night


Cheetah Power Surge Blueberry Flavour



Uh, what the hell is this? Weirdest and saddest commercial we've come across yet.

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The Ryan Malone Wheaties Award


Florida Panthers


They're like the Goonies this season. Or the cardiac kids. It always seems like they're down and out but somehow they pull a win outta their collective asses. It's admirable how they do that every game.

3 comments:

girlandwagon said...

PHILLL KEH-SSUHLLL

MouthGuard said...

Sometimes, truly demented minds go off on tangents at the same time!!!

I kid you not, when I first saw this "Cheetah Power Surge Blueberry Flavour" BooBerry-flavored-meth-disguised-as-bugjuice commercial (over the weekend) I kept rewinding back again and again because I was convinced I saw Luca Caputi in an ad for some bogus batshit energy drink but I wanted to be 100% sure. As always. This reminds me of the old-school Carvel commercials - with Fudgie the Whale! - that used to happen on upstate NY TV stations back in the day. People in Quebec used to laugh at the stations from Plattsburgh and neighboring Burlington, VT and Maine. But anyway... HOW did Luca Caputi's agent pull this beauty off? Someone musta showed him the money in a suitcase from the trunk of his 1974 Dodge Dart...

Jennifer said...

WTF WAS THAT???????