Before the season begins, everyone who joins a fantasy hockey league worries about the players they should pick. Like who will break out this season and who will be consistent.
Well, ever worry about who will be a dud? We do and that's why we made up this list of players we think will be duds for one reason or another.
Top Ten: Players Not To Pick For Your Fantasy Team
10. Drew Doughty
the SOB hasn't signed yet, how dare he? We're mad at him still.
09. Sidney Crosby
who knows when he will be back, we don't trust him
08. Jonathan Toews
he hates children, dogs and old people...everyone knows that
07. Gary Roberts
for some reason, he's lazy and we don't think ready for the season
06. Taylor Hall
all that hockey hair weighs him down
05. Paul Bissonnette
he's too busy Tweeting his BFF Dan Carcillo
04. Eric Tangradi
more concerned with Cheesecake Factory and chocolate than actually scoring goals
03. Jason Spezza
he's still lost without Dany Heatley
02. Dustin Byfuglien
he was arrested for operating a boat while being intoxicated, he ain't too sharp
01. Ryan Whitney
Noodles picks him every year and he breaks her heart, stay far, far away
And that's our list.
8 comments:
When did Doughboy grow another skull?
Seriously. Look at the photo.
And I picked him so IT'S ON BITCHES.
It's. On.
I picked Taser because I also hate children, old people and dogs. I plan to bodycheck them all.
(and MAN that made me miss Steeger...)
My players are not on this list but believe me I ain't coming in anything but LAST! For god's sake Patrick Sharp and his exploding appendix have already done me wrong...how warped is my team? He's on my 4th line!
APPENDICITIS. WHO GETS THAT? Patrick Sharp that's who! And I just read an article about hockey equipment and bacteria. If Eric Staal gets flesh eating disease I am gonna be SO pissed.
I am so over Drew Doughty. I had no opinion on him and the longer this drags out it makes me just say "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
I always feel like Gary Roberts knows what I am eating. And whenever I get frustrated about my bum knee I feel virtual condemnation from Gary. Um I think I am going to go watch those Biosteel videos again to just um...yeah see what Gary is teaching the young lads.
I would choose three of them to play on my fantasy team but rather not stating who.
Tazer is still in my fantasy team as I'm not a dog, a child or an old person... but I did love your reasons for this :)
Maybe since I don't understand how fantasy team sports work I can be someones assistant coach? I'm really good at pep talks & passing out juice boxes.
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In other completely off topic news...Thanks to this:
http://youtu.be/hGg2jHnQDY4
I'm now totally over Brad Richards. FYI Rangers...Us Stars fans will keep our Conn Smythe winner. He's a bigger badass than Brad Richards could ever dream of being anyway.
Ryan Whitney wooooooooooooo
He's totally healthy I swear :(
Shanny...it's like seeing your ex lover with his new girl. She's sorta tough and if she wasn't banging your old beau you might even like her but the way she's sneering at you and the way he's pretending he wanted to be there all along PISSES YOU OFF.
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