Brendan Shanahan does not F around. We like this tough Shanny that's showing up on NHL Network to explain his rulings.
We like it a lot. It's nice to see explanations of suspensions and bans for once.
And here we go with the suspensions:
- Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond was suspended the rest of preseason and one regular season game for his boarding of Matt Clackson.
- Jody Shelley was suspended for the rest of the preseason and the first five regular season games for his boarding of Darryl Boyce.
- Brad Boyes was suspended two games for his illegal hit to the head of Joe Colborne.
- Brad Staubitz was suspended for the rest of preseason and three regular season games for his hit from behind to Cody Bass.
- James Wisniewski was suspended for the rest of preseason and eight regular season games for an illegal check to the head to Cal Clutterbuck.
- Jean-Francois Jacques was suspended for the rest of the preseason and five regular season games for coming off the bench on a legal line change to start a fight with Mike Duco.
Other News:
- Antero Niittymaki will miss twelve weeks recovering from surgery to help pain related to a lower-body injury sustained last season.
- Everyone by now has heard of the Wayne Simmonds/banana incident in London Ont., well there was so much support for him and also Twitter outrage about the incident.
- Current players placed on waivers...link.
- Marc Staal is not travelling with the team to Europe. We can hear Mama Staal's disapproval for Eric from here. And Glen Sather's, he questions the source of MStaal's headaches...
- Speaking of concussions, Dave Perron will be rejoining the St. Louis Blues this week. We couldn't be happier for him.
- The Montreal Canadiens signed Chris Campoli to a one year, 1.75 million dollar contract.
- During a kerfuffle yesterday in the Flyers/Rangers game, Sean Avery claims that Wayne Simmonds uttered a homophobic slur to him.
- Sam Gagner is now out week-to-week with an ankle sprain. Really? It's starting already...
- And we're out...TAKE IT AWAY, B-RY!
11 comments:
OMG DO I HAVE TO CHOKE THESE BITCHES WHO ARE COMING AFTER MY DWAYNE-WAYNE??!!
Bitches need to BACK OFF my Dwayne-Wayne. Srsly. Stuff their bananas in their pants and go to an Arch Enemy show. Get it out of their system. And Sean needs to stop being so desperate for attention already. He'll be getting plenty of it during 24/7. Guaranteed.
Oh and thank you for the hilarious Booby vid. His wet training pants made my day! We love our Bobby. Even if he's a double agent...
I swear, Sean Avery has to insert himself into any situation. @MouthGuard, it's time for you to lay the smack down on him!
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nhl/story/_/id/7028524/no-penalty-wayne-simmonds-nhl-lacks-evidence
Oh, and lest I be misunderstood...I'm totally against any hateful speech against any group of people, and I am also totally against Avery's propensity to be a publicity whore.
@Michelle - Exactly. If at least three (3) people (read: a Ranger, a Flyer and an official) corroborated Avery's accusation, then I would sit up and take notice. But unfortunately, this is coming from somebody who has a proven history of being a sketchy, self-obsessed terminal attention whore with fucking AWFUL TASTE IN EYEWEAR. So to my eyes, there needs to be an "Avery Rule" (much like the repeat offender rule with the hitting) that applies to bitches who will do and say anything to get a cheap soundbyte on ESPN or a blurb on Puck Daddy.
end/rant. Back off my Dwayne-Wayne. For reals.
If Bobby needs fly fishing lessons I am available.
And...the quads do look pretty fantastic.
Most unhappy about my "pimpest dresser of a hockey player ever" award winner, Godard, being put on waivers!
@mouthguard Avery does have dreadful tastes in eyewear. And whether or not you like my boyfriend Chad LaRose, him chirping Sean Avery is one of the funniest things EVER. If you don't want to watch the whole thing around 1:17 is when he tells him to "go back to your makeup and handbag."
http://hurricanes.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=684&id=38305
That Bobby video was great! Nice thighs...but so PASTY. Why does Bobby Ryan have a Canadian accent?
@Val - Mr. Godard cleared the waivers & (as of today)is on the Stars roster. Here's an article about how happy the Stars fans & organization are to have him on the team:
http://stars.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=590287&navid=DL|DAL|home
@Esbee - 'Why does Bobby Ryan have a Canadian accent?'
I blame the devil (i.e. Corey Perry)
@Esbee: Booby's a double-agent. That's how come. The pasty is probably down to not enough leafy greens in his diet.
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