Thursday, September 1, 2011

News Break and Fantasy Hockey Questions

So we've had a couple of interested people email us with questions regarding our stance on fantasy hockey leagues.

Well, here's what we have to say. WE LOVE THEM. We especially love when we run our own and it becomes this monster that gets everyone texting/emailing each other with some good ribbing and trash-talking about each other's teams.

So we've been thinking of starting a Hockey Junkies Hockey League this season. What we would like is any input anyone here has about starting a league.

We want ideas for rules, any things you don't want to see, how things should be scored. Normally we do a team based on our favorite players whether they accumulate points or not and see who has the better-looking and better-playing 'husbands/boyfriends/favorite players'.

If you would like to participate in that, let us know. If you have any other input about anything to do with the league just comment here and/or email us with the headline of 'hj fantasy league' so we know what's up.

We're going to get this started next Sunday (9/11) with a tentative draft and/or submission of teams.

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- NHL.com had the key questions facing the Western Conference teams and the Eastern Conference teams.

- Jeff Skinner is ready for the sophomore jinx and says, 'Bring it beetches.'

- Mike Cammalleri pretty much says the same thing although with a little more flair.

- The fish-faced and determined Taylor Hall is ready to put his injury behind him and get his sophomore season started.

- Who else is really excited for Brendan Shanahan to take over Colin Campbell's old position? We cannot wait.

- Logan Couture re-signed with the Sharks, a deal for two years worth 5.75 million dollars. Good for Juicy.

- The Phoenix Coyotes traded Lee Stempniak to the Calgary Flames for Daymond Lnagkow.

- Icethetics has a look at the new/third jerseys that will be coming to the NHL this season. Some are interesting and a few are just downright UGLAY.

- It looks like Marc Savard will be done for the 2011-2012 season.

- The Columbus Blue Jackets gave Fedor Tyutin a six-year extension. Damn, that's a long time.

- Another six-year deal came in the form of James van Riemsdyk re-signing with the Philadelphia Flyers.

- And the summer of death continues with the passing of Wade Belak yesterday in Toronto. It's really a shame and we just want this sadness to stop.

- Apparently there are allegations from fans that views a video on Caps365 that Alexander Ovechkin is out of shape. We had to laugh while reading this article.

- Dustin Byfuglien was arrested in Minnesota for boating while intoxicated. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And here's the mugshot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my god we can't stop.

9 comments:

MouthGuard said...

BUFFY!!!! Oh no you din't!!!

Esbee said...

I want to smack Byfuglien. (except he weighs 900 pounds) It's like bad press year for hockey. This is not helping! And I am sure the site of Big Buff drunk boating was something I do not want to behold. He could have been shirtless.

I would die if Jeff Skinner ever said said "beetches!" It would be like Richie Cunningham sticking up a liquor store!

Jennifer said...

More importantly....TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY SIX POUNDS???? Jeezus, Buff, did ya EAT the keg?

Count me IN for Fantasy Hockey!!! I'll be working on Draft Day but I'm sure we can work something out...

Jennifer said...

And wait....Kaner stayed OUT of trouble this summer, actually gained MUSCLE and behaved like a gentleman?

APOCALYPTO!! END OF DAYS!! RAPTURE!!

MouthGuard said...

@Jennifer - 286 lbs of JET PUFFS.

Hell to the YEAH. Gotta problem with that?!

MouthGuard said...

Addendum: 286 lbs of my artisanal, home-infused Jet Puffs Mouthguardia Vodka. When the infusion is done, the remaining vodka-soaked Jet Puffs become quasi-gelatinous and make a bitchin' garnish!

AussieGal said...

he kinda looks like the bastard son of Jabba the Hutt

Shanny said...

Four hockey players have died this summer. FOUR!! It's too sad for words. I do hope the league will look into this & find out what the hell is going on so, the death's of these boys won't be in vain.

I don't understand how fantasy sports work. Because of this I will now punish myself by googling pictures of Dan Boyle. /shuttering at the thought/

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Hahahahaha BIG Buff!! Awesome mugshot. Hahahahaha :D!!!!!

MouthGuard said...

@Shanny - Googling pictures of Boyleboy? EW. Why? EW. Pourquoi?