There is literally one thing we want to say about the Blue Jackets and their semi-busy offseason:
Jeff Carter.
He is either their savior or their downfall. He can be the center that Ruck Nash's wet dreams are made of or he can be another bust in a long line of busts.
We always hope for the best though.
There was all this hoopla surrounding the James Wisniewski signing on July 1st but that made no difference to us. We were more concerned about Jeff Carter being the pivot to Rick Nash's winger.
And we got super excited. There's going to be so many trips to Columbus this season to see Jersey Jeff and his slowly fading tan.
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General Manager - Scott Howson
Coach - Scott Arniel
Team Captain - Rick Nash
Player(s) everyone should love - Derick Brassard
he's French-Canadian and we still have faith in his abilities as a player
Player we don’t love - Steve Mason because he's gotta get his act together some time
Who they got - Jeff Carter, James Wisniewski, Vaclav Prospal, Cody Bass & Radek Martinek
Who they lost - Jakub Voracek, Andrew Murray, Sami Lepisto, Mike Commodore, Jan Hejda, Scottie Upshall, Craig Rivet, Ethan Moreau & Mathieu Garon
Located at - Nationwide Arena
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Hotness level - 5
The addition of Jeff Carter helped the Blue Jackets hotness cause but we just don't see them as a team that's going to blow our socks off in the looks department. We love how they play and that's about it.
5 comments:
I'm sure Carts has devised a contingency plan that involves stocking up on the spray tanner and shortlisting at least three potential pieds-a-terre with built-in tanning booth nook(ie)s.
This is definitely a team that could use some sort of serial Twitter twat mascot or a nip slip or cross-dresser scandal or something - ANYTHING - to freaking get people interested in them. Make fans say "feh" instead of "meh"...
Cannot wait for games this season!
...and have you seen RICK NASH?! He handles the looks for the entire team.
just keep Carter away from the wives!!!!
Maybe Columbus can introduce Carter to all the OSU co-eds by letting him dot the "i" during the football season opener. With his bleached hair and SIC tan, he will be hard to miss.
The hell's that number on Wiz's side? Is that like a license plate in case somebody tries to steal him?
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