Series tied 3-3 after a 3-1 Wings win
So, San Jose, this is how you want it to go down, eh?
Lose in four straight games to the Wings and just hand them the series?
Oh, you don't want that to happen.
Well, then maybe you should show up and play some hockey instead of making your goaltender deal with 44 shots on goal because that is just ridiculous when you only muster 25 on Howard.
Pathetic.
If you wanna win, San Jose then play like you did in the beginning of the series and shit Pavel Datsyuk down because he is the engine that makes that team go.
On a side note, we love Game Sevens so this is gonna be a doozy of a game.
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1choke
verb \ˈchōk\
chokedchok•ing
Definition of CHOKE
1: to check or block normal breathing of by compressing or obstructing the trachea or by poisoning or adulterating available air
2a : to check or hinder the growth, development, or activity of b : to obstruct by filling up or clogging c : to fill completely : JAM
3: to enrich the fuel mixture of (a motor) by partially shutting off the air intake of the carburetor
4: to grip (as a BASEBALL BAT) some distance from the end of the handle —usually used with up
intransitive verb
1: to become choked in breathing
2a : to become obstructed or checked b : to become or feel constricted in the throat (as from strong emotion) —usually used with up
3: to shorten one's grip especially on the handle of a bat —usually used with up
4: TO LOSE ONE'S COMPOSURE AND FAIL TO PERFORM EFFECTIVELY IN A CRITICAL SITUATION
Examples of CHOKE
1. Chew your food well so you don't choke.
2. WE WERE CHOKING ON FUMES.
3. The thick smoke was choking me.
4. The flowers were choked by the weeds.
5. HELP. WE ARE LETTING THE RED WINGS CHOKE US.
Origin of CHOKE
Middle English, alteration of achoken, from Old English ācēocian, from ā-, perfective prefix + cēoce, cēace jaw, cheek — more at ABIDE, CHEEK
First Known Use: 14th century
SECOND KNOWN USE: SAN JOSE, CA. SOUTH BAY JARGON FOR THE SJ SHARKS.
Related to CHOKE
Synonyms: JOE THORNTON. PATRICK MARLEAU. DAN BOYLE. GARROTE (or GAROTTE), STRANGLE, SUFFOCATE, THROTTLE
Antonyms: PAVEL DATSYUK. HENRIK ZETTERBERG. NICKY LIDSTROM. CLEAR, FREE, OPEN (UP), UNBLOCK, UNCLOG, UNPLUG, UNSTOP
Related Words: DOUGLAS MURRAY. M-A VLASIC. DANY HEATLEY. ASPHYXIATE, SMOTHER, STIFLE; SCRAG
Rhymes with CHOKE
SAN JOSE SHARKS. HP PAVILION. TEAL. DOUG WILSON. LARRY ELLISON & THE ENTIRE EVIL EMPIRE OLIGOPOLY THAT OWNS THE SHARKS AND KNOWS/CARES 0.000000% ABOUT HOCKEY.
Is Joe Thornton the poster boy for "choke" or for "disappear"... I always forget.
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