Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Stop Breaking Bones!

After this amazing comeback win for the Rangers, being down 3-0 then winning 5-3

they were dealt a horrible blow after Ryan Callahan blocked a Zdeno Chara shot and he broke his right leg/ankle.

We can't get a straight answer from either NHL.com or TSN.ca/NHL. It's one or the other or both.


And before all of this went down, Paul Stastny's season is over after being diagnosed with a stress fracture in his right leg.


Okay, seriously, we may have to start an infirmary here at The Hockey Junkies with all of these broken legs/ankles.

It's all Noodles's fault.


Oh, oh and then Ryan Miller is out. It's undisclosed and we are speculating that it's either a strained groin or a hand injury but he's up and practicing again so it can't be that bad.

They just can't get enough.


During the Hawks/Bolts game on Sunday, Vincent Lecavalier took a stick to the eye-are and luckily for him and the Lightning there is no structural damage.

It was a nasty high-stick and we're happy that he's not hurt that bad.


And Daniel Alfredsson's season is over. Not like he was playing anyway, right? Oh, he was? Could have fooled us...


On to the good news....

- Jordan Eberle's been having a year for the Oilers despite his BFF being out since March and the team eliminating themselves in January (low blow, sorry).

- Joffrey Lupul's been having a year for the Leafs despite just being traded to them and the team eliminating themselves tonight.


And if you're obsessed like us, the Central Scouting Service posted their top lists from each league.


Last thing is last...

(thanks to MouthGuard for this)

3 comments:

MouthGuard said...

Re Ryan Miller: I think we can all concur that his "injury" can be attributed to his new bride, Noureen DeJinx.

Yeah. DeJINX. Great going, beeotch.

Re Ryan Callahan: It's my fault 'cause I said right before the game that the Rangers don't have any wiggle room for anybody getting hurt or they'll be Goodbye Mr. Chips for the playoffs. So blame me. And that fucking LURCH Zdano Chara. Seriously. He has no clue how fucking dangerous he is out there. Even Shea Weber tones down his slapshots 'cause he knows it's not always necessary for them to be 1000 mph for them to go in. What an idiot.

Re 3 Stooges Pic: You might have heard about the casting woes for the long-awaited Three Stooges film in Hollywood right now. I don't get it. The film's obvious stars are conveniently located on the same team, in the same city and they are all varying degrees of orange/peach with goofy hair. What's with the pink phone, though?

Jennifer said...

I want to know so much about that picture but especially about the phone. My money's on Jeff.

Shanny said...

@Jennifer: That's funny because I think it belongs to Mike ;o)