Monday, April 25, 2011

In Honor Of The Norris Trophy Nominees

The Norris Trophy nominees were announced today and it's the usual suspects with Chara and Lidstrom and SHEA WEBER, WHAT?! IS THAT WHAT IT SAYS?!

*THUNK*

Noodles has fainted. That's why we have more than one writer on here.

Anyway, in honor of this momentous occasion (and the elimination heard 'round the world last night) we are giving you, our faithful readers, a Shea Weber picspam.

We lovingly call him Bitch because he has perfected the bitch-face and just has that aura about him. And we love it. Just be careful because these pictures can cause symptoms of deep infatuation and obsession.

Don't say we didn't warn ya.


Our third favorite captain.


MouthGuard gave us this pic and it's such a skank face it's amazing


dumbfounded


unf


he's not my boyfriend...oh wait, yes he kinda is


ripped from our television set last season


see, told you they were BFFs


we would golf if he made us


goal celebrations!


team curling


'09 All Star


we think this is from '05 when he played for Canada at the WJC


ROOKIE PIC!


one-punch Weber


creeping around that wall


oh hai there


game-action


*gulp*


because Colin Wilson is freakin' hilarious


We are not responsible for any images causing sudden heart palpitations or a change in team allegiance. It's his face's fault, the bitch is just too good-looking and badass for the world to handle.

6 comments:

Val said...

Amen on the Shea Weber picspam - what we all need for this Monday!

MouthGuard said...

So... If the Preds end up taking on the Canuckleheads next, you do realize that you will have to make the shot of Sheanene beating the crap out of Skunkape your new wallpaper, right?

It's his face's fault. Blame it on the face, the beard and the balls.

Well done, Preds. Well done!

Cat said...

Damn! Apparently I was too busy admiring Weber's stats to notice his face. Clearly my priorities are completely screwed up. Awesome picspam! I may never see his stats the same way again. ;)
And, if I can step out of my Bruins homerism for a moment, I was really disappointed that Letang wasn't one of the final Norris nominees. I love Chara, but there is no way he had a better season than Letang.
Ok, back to thinking all things Bruin are superior to everything else.

MouthGuard said...

Okay I think I nailed it:

CLINT EASTWOOD. He has a distinct Clint Eastwood doppelganger happening! He's the same height and got the jawline... I knew there was an even more logical "explanation"...

Val said...

@MouthGuard - you did nail it, fer sher...

Shanny said...

qonreothaonvxcoiefwej#*$&@#&^poejnriohtidhf*(&%$u!!!! :D <3 <3 <3 :D!!!