Corey Perry
Uh, where did he come from these past few weeks? Bitch is leading in goals (as of this posting) and we are actually excited for him.
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Best Commercial Of The Night
(props to Shanny for the video)
Dallas-area BMW
If you can watch this and not laugh at Kari Lehtonen's "I'll be back" then why are you here?
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The Ryan Malone Wheaties Award
Buffalo Sabres
Uh, hey, uh where did you come from to be eighth in the Eastern Conference all of a sudden? And did you pick up Corey Perry on the way? Just wondering.
2 comments:
Kuinka sopo on Kari Lehtonen?
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Corey Perry on paholainen.
Corey's sick and fucking tired of us making jokes about his zitz and how blatantly fug his freaky deaky manchild face is. And what a dirtbag he is on the ice. And shit. N'at.
Creepy guys finish FIRST, 'kay? At least until certain younger, hotter, more madskilled somebodies recover from concussions super late in the season/early in post-season and end up having the last laugh.
As for the Sabres, awesome and yay. They're just such a hot mess from top to bottom, man. I love it. The notion of a meatwad like Drew Stafford being their saviour, and of a studly dudley like Ryan Miller marrying a Bollywood reject with a mustache... It's fucking classic, people. Classic stuff. I can hardly wait for the next chapter. Srsly. :)
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