True story: When we opened the email, our initial reaction was "SHUT THE F***ING DOOR!!!" Then it was complete and utter confusion over why this happened.
Which hockey gods hate us so much that they would have these two "hanging out" together? Why? Why?
And we can only imagine the awful, awful stories that will come out of this "friendship"...
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So in case you live under a rock, here's video of Brent Johnson ko-ing Rick DiPietro.
It was our first NHL goalie fight live. We love that it was Brent Johnson who popped that cherry for us.
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News & Notes:
- Ruslan Fedotenko will be out for at least three weeks after having his appendix removed.
- The Tampa Bay Lightning put Mike Smith on waivers. My how times have changed...
- Andy McDonald is back, bitches. St. Louis is getting healthy, just sayin'.
- Zack Stortini cleared waivers for the Oilers and could be sent to their farm team.
- This video is from NHL.com and it explains why Dallas could win the Cup
- Evgeni Malkin makes his return on Friday just as the Penguins lose Mark Letestu for four-to-six weeks after having knee surgery.
- After suffering another concussion, Marc Savard will undergo more tests on Friday to see where he is at and if he can play again this season.
- Rivalry between Taylor Hall and Drew Doughty? Hall says no but we think he's being coy with us.
- And if you haven't seen this, do yourself a favor and watch it.
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I was so distraught over the H&S commercial - the thought of King H having an itchy, dry scalp... hurda hurda hurda bork bork bork... the horror - that I literally was speechless. Catatonic.
Now this. BORK!!! HURDA!!! I'm sorry, but the images have that "dirty old man"/"baby toucher" vibe to them. Especially whenever food's involved - specifically, finger foods that are commonly found at sports events.
As a comic in all seriousness, I hope Marc Savard got some good news today. I haven't liked the Bruins for donkey's years but he has a lot of good playing years left in him and it's been heartbreaking to watch his story unfold over the past few months.
Brent Johnson has always been the Pens' sexy bitch old guy secret weapon. He's the oldest guy on the team and he's the baddestassest by far. It's all the years he's spent listening to Zeppelin II and Presence. Baked! All coming togetha, awww yeahhh...
Here's what I think is being said between Hank & the Biebs:
Hank: his beautiful face is obscured so, I don't know what he asked.
Biebs: "I haven't done a show for a while." "But I...umm...I preformed here like three months ago."
Hank: "Oh, you preformed here?"
Biebs: "Two shows, yeah."
Hank: "How was that?"
Biebs: "They were good shows."
Hank: "sellouts?"
Biebs: "yeah, it was awesome."
So, as disturbing as it is to see these guys together. It's not as sinister as we think...yet.
Doesn't Fedotenko know appendicitis was so last season? Just kidding. Hope he gets better soon.
Mike Smith placed on waivers!?! He was the key player in the Brad Richards trade. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The Stars aren't gonna win ANYTHING if they don't start playing better. They also need to get healthy. Four players, yes FOUR, were sent to the hospital yesterday.
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"As the second youngest captain to ever hoist the Stanley Cup, do you believe in ghost?"
Hahahahaha :D.
Courtesy of Biz Nasty (via a RT), watching a goalie fight is like watching two girls kiss. I'm a girl but I'm still entranced every time I see Johnson come skating to center ice with that look in his eye (and by Fleury's reaction!) Do you think he had to pay for ANY drinks that night? (or ever again this season?)
Burrito got his orbital bone done broke??? OH NO!!! Will they let him listen to Creed in the hospital? Or will that make the other patients sicker?
I just don't even know where to go with the whole Bieber/Hank thing--there's so many shades of wrong and paradigm shifting I can't even deal.
Geno!!! Is he out for the season after that argument with the boards the other night?
oh sorry but I'm in Vancouver and HAMMERED right now!!! Our gorgeous hockey playing bartender overserved me! And yet I'm here on my computer! What's wrong with me??
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