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Name
Logan Couture
Nicknames
Juicy (Logan Couture -> Juicy Couture -> Juicy – get it?), Cooch/Coutch, Cooter, LoCo, Teeth
Number
39
Team
San Jose Sharks
Age/DOB
21/March 28, 1989
Birthplace
Guelph, ON (but grew up in London – and proud that the Biebz was born there, too… (via Twitter on 2/22/11: @Logancouture: “Don't know if I should be proud or saying this, but I think I have the Bieber Fever, the kid is a star, and he was born in London, love it.”))
Interests
Listening to hip hop, pretending to be ghetto
, making jokes about his modeling career, watching the Buffalo Bills, dancing awkwardly , being awesome and clutch and scoring even when no one else is Random Fact
Plays with his mouthguard. Like, a lot.
What Happens On The Date
When he picks you up, the first thing he does is get out, open the door for you and flash his brilliant TEETH at you, apologizing for the last time when he awkwardly ran away blushing after he accidentally bit you while trying to kiss you. You’re blinded at first by the glimmering expanse of white that is his smile, but after blinking a couple times you reassure him that it’s okay, due to how he’s been playing this year and get into his car, where he’s playing Drake in the background.
He takes you to Original Joe’s, where he and the team always eat at after pre-game skate, and you sit at a nice, quiet table in the back. A couple of fans approach him on the way out and he obliges, but other than that his attention is on you the whole time and he makes you laugh.
After dinner, you head over to Santana Row, where you walk around and he tells you stories about his wacky teammates, his superstitions, and his newfound love for Justin Bieber. Finally, he drives you home and after he walks you to the door, he leans in to kiss you.
Was It A Satisfactory Date?
Do you back away of the sight of those TEETH? Do you forgive and forget and let him kiss you?
Do you rush inside afterward, watch some highlight reels, and fall as in love with him as these girls are? Tumblr alert...
5 comments:
"Juicy"? "Cooter"? Original Joe's?
Really???
Thank you for reminding me again why I detest the Sharks so much. But I must admit Choppers has a lot of talent and you gotta love his consistency this season.
As for the date, I would forgive him his previous love bite fiasco, but I would insist that he brush and floss his teeth thoroughly beforehand (under my supervision) and then gargle with an antiseptic anti-plaque mouthwash. I would make him promise he would spritz with regularity (every 10 minutes) thereafter, to keep halitosis at bay for the rest of our date (especially after dining at Original Joe's, which is all about garlic cheesy bread and garlic-stuffed garlic balls smothered in garlic cream sauce on a bed of crispy garlic fries. Topped with garlic.)
I'm surprised you girls haven't picked up on this. The teeth. The garlic. The "juicy" Twatter gossip. You must SAVE him from the garlic. He is a lost himbo vampire. Duh. Next installment?
Word. Gilroy = Garlic Capital of the World.
Super close to San Jose. I'm telling you.
No. Any guy who likes Bieber and Original Joe's is a no-no.
Sorry I would be distracted by those teeth the whole time, so it could never work.
But those Upper Deck videos are fantastic! I love the one where Matt Duchene pretends to be interested in girls.
His tweets are witty, although slightly embarrassing since he thinks he's "gangsta". I vote it was a good date, he would make me laugh by neighing as he slightly resembles a small pony. Ponies are cute, no?
:P
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