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Door #1
Who: Vladimir Tarasenko

Date: He lets you touch his gold medal while eating borscht and yelling "Rah-SI-yah, dah-VAi!"
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Door #2
Who: Marcus Foligno

Date: He lets you touch his silver medal while you wonder where his brother's face went wrong and why he's so pretty
5 comments:
I don't get why Foligno has got this baby face when his voice sounds like a bear. Scary.
I'm going Foligno on this one.
I kind of like the babyface/twelve-pack-a-day combo (the same one that Hjalmarsson rocks)...and that date description nearly made me spit out my coffee.
I can't date a St Louis Blue, even if he's adorable and gets kicked off of planes.
Foligno for sure!
Foligno but only because borscht-boy creeps me out with those eyes.
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