We know that they're practically jailbait (for most of us, at least) but still, it's fun to pretend...right?
Who: Vladimir Tarasenko
Date: He lets you touch his gold medal while eating borscht and yelling "Rah-SI-yah, dah-VAi!"
Who: Marcus Foligno
Date: He lets you touch his silver medal while you wonder where his brother's face went wrong and why he's so pretty