If they don't, the're lying right to your face.
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Door #1
Who: Tim Thomas
Date: The shutout king this season. This date involves a dinner at a really nice restaurant in Boston followed by a movie
OR
Door #2
Who: Carey Price
Date: Now that he cares about hockey he's become way sexier. This date involves a bottle of wine and if you're good, a mustache ride...
We hope that the dates are the deciding factors, not the fact that Tim Thomas looks like he's forty and Carey Price is completely insane.
6 comments:
I'd ride Carey's mustache any day.
As adorable as Price is (and he is a cowboy to boot) I am torn, but have to give Timmy the first shot... there is something about him that makes me swoon... think it might be the crazy saves.
Tim Thomas reminds me way too much of my dearest great-great Uncle Harry who got into a heap of trouble in the assisted living facility when he was approaching 100 for flirting with a nubile 80-somethingish lady from the wrong side of Lake Ocootchee. Adorable, but about as sexy as a bottle of Gold Bond Testicle Talc.
Which means I would have to allow my genitals a "default assault" by Mr. Reverse Cowboy. Sigh. It would be challenging, because I DO NOT RIDE WESTERN. And I won't flinch from my position. I don't respect men who don't understand the fine art of posting. Maybe if we subbed the wine for some Mike's Hard Lemonade, or some Soho Lychee? Gross
going by the dates being the deciding factor I would have to say Tim Thomas (although it's hard to ignore that he looks like he could be my dad). I am liking this new "I care about hockey" Carey Price; he's still a jerk though.
Carey Price, hands down, legs wide. I like that he's a cocky son of a bitch because they're the ones who need to be taught a lesson the most. And the bell just rung, kiddo....
Not that I'm biased or anything, but after dinner Timmy & I wouldn't even make it to the movie theater. I love that big broad chest of his and all those insane saves he's been making this year make me wonder just how flexible he can be under other circumstances. hehehe
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