Theo Peckham went insane. Brandon Dubinsky was fined for trying to beat someone up from the bench. The Oilers still aren't happy with the Rangers after that.
Doesn't always seem like the games against an out of conference team are more intense and nasty than the ones even in the division?
- Just watch this link. Please do it for all of us, do it to end hunger, do it to bring world peace.
Thanks to Macke and Shanny for sending the goodies.
- The Hurricanes have been a busy, busy bunch.
First they claimed Troy Bodie from the Ducks off of waivers.
Then they traded Anton Babchuk and Tom Kostopoulos for Brett Sutter (yes, that one) and Ian White.
- The Kings have also been quite busy, sending Brayden Schenn to the AHL and placing Alexei Ponikarovsky on IR.
And to add to their sudden injury woes, Scott Parse will be out for a almost a month after having surgery on his hip.
- Matt Duchene is finally a man
- Islanders wives and girlfriends participated in the 2010 DogCatemy Celebrity Gala where there were pretty ladies and puppies galore. The charity gala benefited the North Shore Animal League America or NSALA.
- Mike Richards had some strong words for PK Subban.
"He's (Subban) a guy that's come in the league and hasn't earned respect," Richards told the Team 990 radio station after the game.
Don't you think it's funny that Mike Richards is preaching to someone else about the idea of respect? (had to get in a Flyers jab at some point in this post, it's a prerequisite)
- Dion Phaneuf is off crutches and is getting ready to come back. Eventually. Someday. Hopefully for the Leafs sake (we think).
- Recently, in Detroit
Yes, he did just score on his own net.
- HBO will be previewing the 24/7 documentary this Saturday. It will be replayed about a million times so if you miss it, it's not like you're missing anything. Plus, it'll be on YouTube within fifteen minutes.
- The day before the Ducks played the Hawks in Chicago, Jonas Hiller was hit in the face with a puck during practice. Let us repeat that: Jonas Hiller, the goaltender for the Ducks, was hit. in the face. with a puck. It slipped through his mask and cut him just above the eye.
- Some of the prettiest Canadiens (and Brian Gionta) modeled clothes for Elle Quebec.
Oh, hey, hey boy
- Various Predators are participating in Movember. Here are some pictures and a video about it.
And here are our personal favorites.
it's like puppy fur
looks like a truck driver
HOW IS THIS ONLY AFTER TWO WEEKS?!
can you say 'mugshot'? At least he could have smiled
- Did you know that the Columbus Blue Jackets had a third jersey to unveil? Apparently they are November 24th at a mall. Why hasn't this leaked yet? Or has it and no one has cared?
- Hahahahaha, oh Corey Perry you're so funny
(taken from Ducks' blogger Adam Brady's blog)
- whew, we think that's it, that's a lot of stuff and links and pictures...we're pooped
10 comments:
Thank you for finally giving me a reason to enjoy watching Corey Perry! That's 28 seconds of absolutely perfect comic timing for ya. Love it!
But the Habs channelling Zoolander? Don't think so. Not only are they one of the hands-down fugliest teams in the NHL (sorry, but c'mon), they allowed a closeted LGBT woman who to coordinate/oversee their shoot. Bitch needs to tweeze his/her eyebrows, ditch the Disco Dan glasses and let that mustache grow the fuck out for Movember, already. "Her" voice is lower than all of theirs, also. I am filing this venture under "awkward", "weird", "creepy" and "fuglyass Habs publicly wishing they were Kris LeTang."
Shit, EQ just should have called the Preds to do their photo shoot! In all their mustachio'd glory. Those clothes belong in an Elvis-themed porn flick, anyway...
Finally, finally, finally -- my little bear cub Matt Duchene. What can I say? There are no words, really. Baby Bear got upset and just look at what he can do with those dagger-sharp claws of his. Mama is so very proud of you, sweetheart. Gary Roberts: This doesn't mean that restraining order threat is off. It's still very much ON, old man. Stay at least 100 yards from Baby Bear and mind the "make no mention of tofu" clause halfway down page 2! As you can see, he's been eating his veggies and his buffalo ribeyes like a good boy.
Where to even begin....
Matt. Little Matty Duchene. I am a Buddhist and a hockey fan--right there a bit of a whoopsiedo. And while in the real world I find violence deplorable, I see Matt Duchene lose his shit and I want to fuck him into next week. I'm going to write it off as some sort of genetic joke, a hardwiring of my procreative urges or something. But DANG. DANG DANG DANG.
MG I adore you, I hope you know that. But I work in fashion and as one who routinely finds herself lamenting the horrible fashion choices of professional hockey players (so much money, so little clue) to see even fugly Habs in a print-mixed suit makes me a little giddy. I seriously find myself wanting to create a stylist position to aid these young men --and think of all those inseams to measure!!
I watched the Rangers/Oilers game--I believe there were 124 penalty minutes and 9 majors...kind of superawesome. I miss donnybrooks.
Mike Richards: Today's Report--Still A Douche. How has someone not set him correct yet? Or is he douchey so as to deflect from his Love That Dare Not Speak Its Jeff?
And I've tried to avoid it but I can't....that commercial. Dear Jesus, I cannot find the words. You cannot tell me that is not shown in every locker room before the Hawks take the ice. How can you not want to beat the living crap out of them?? And even worse is Jonny's mom is in charge of his Media Relations--how was THAT a good idea?? Even Sid would've said...mmm, not so much, I've got the wheat bread people on Line 2. If that is truly how the Boys go about their lady-killing at the "swank" establishments in my fair city (who only care about being able to say they frequent said joints), then the women of my city have rock bottom standards. Oh, boys, JUST. SAY. NO. (The new Lemonheads commercials are cute, tho...)
The Edmonton NYR game reminded me of Score: A hockey music.
Hal Gill looks like that guy from Eclipse, you know the member of the Volturi. I found it particularly funny that Gionta had to stand on a crate and still wasn’t as tall as Gill LMAO. What the heck was Mike Cammalleri wearing? Double plaid? Ewww.
Ok that Hawks commercial, I was literally sitting there with my mouth hanging open. What the heck was that? And I’ve never seen Toews like that before, I fully expect Kane to act like that but Captain Serious? Total wtf moment.
First of all, love all of your comments. So fucking funny.
Second, @EhisCDN: Jonny being the creeper totally changes everything we believe about him and why does Patty actually look good in that commercial? Must be all the makeup.
Third, we joke that Matt Duchene is our son and we absolutely love him to death so during his fight we were freaking out hardcore because we didn't want him to get hurt.
Jonny's conduct in that commercial is I think a bit closer to the truth than a lot of us would care to believe. (Assumption being made...). I think he's just better at keeping it on the DL than Kaner is. He is still a 22 year old millionaire professional championship winning athlete who looks good in a suit, after all.
I privately believe he's also a Secret Kinky Bastard. He has all the earmarks of a classic closeted Sub. And I'm an out and proud Dom who works a scant two blocks from his condo.
Okay I need to stop now.
Is it me or does Hal Gill have some highlights going on? Cammilleri - EEEEWWWW!!!
So proud of Matty D.
I am loving these comments, too! Woohoo!
@Val: Dude, the whole concept behind the shoot - let alone the shoot itself - is just one big EWW from start to finish. The clothing. The "models". The fact that the models need to stand on cardboard boxes like toddler monkey babies. The SheMale coordinator of the whole shebang. I mean, let's just bust out the buttplugs right now. Stop beating around the bush! I hate hate HATE to admit this, but the only good-looking Hab is Carey Price and 90% of the time his mug is obscured by a mask. Where's the justice? How about this: If he wins the Vezina this year (did I really just write that?), the Habs can set up a Playgirl "Burt Reynolds-style" photo shoot for Carey. He can get all their modeling out of the way for the entire franchise in one fell/hung swoop. Yeah? Sound like a plan? "Take yer clothes off, son. Keep the smokes, though. They look good on ya nekkid..."
@Jennifer: A Buddhist AND a hockey fan, eh? Whoopsiedo, indeed! It's okay to admit you want to defile Matt Duchene. There's no point in trying to hide it. Dr. Fassbinder concurs. He also agrees that Toews is a tsk-tsk pervert of the highest order. You always have to watch out for those boys who were brought up uber-religious. It's cliche and I apologize if anybody is offended, but... ;) I remember walking past l'Ecole des Jesuits every day on my way to high school. Those poor shits poked their little noses through the fence at anything with a vagina - even dogs with vaginas (i.e., bitches!). Anyway - totally bizarre commercial and you know it's never good when Kane looks like the normal one. @N&H: For sure it's gotta be the concealer/bronzer combo!
These comments are making my day. Keep 'em coming!
My computer exploded. Did not mean to post in triplicate! :(
I didn't think Hal Gill looked that bad in the photo shoot thing.
Damn, the Canes are collecting famous hockey families. Firts two Staals now two Sutters. Next thing we know they'll be siging Bobby & Brett Hull. They better stay the fuck away from the Neal's!! Because they are off limits!
So glad I'm not the only person who's adopted a NHL son. Jamie Benn is my son. That boy is trying to give his fake adopted Mama a heart attack b/c he got into another fight tonight.
As for that creepy commercial. Why is everone so suprised at Tazers behavior? It's always the quiet ones. I also, in some strange way, feel like an accessory to a sexual assault when I watch it.
ATTENTION SINGER GIRL--DO NOT GO TO THE SECOND LOCATION!!! Sincerely, Detective Stabler.
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