Name
Paul Coffey
Current Position
car dealership owner, Hall of Fame defenseman
Former Position
Stanley Cup winner, Norris Trophy winner and the second greatest scorer for defensemen
Why He's Amazing
he was Mike Green before Mike Green knew what hockey was
Why He's (Still) Sexy As Hell
because in some way, he helped draft Taylor Hall...sort of
What You Would Do On A Date
Honestly, you would probably just stare at his sexy silver hair and that smile and just forget that anything else ever existed.
You turn into a pretty boring date.
3 comments:
COFFEY!!! HOLLER!!! Dang those Oilers were HOT back in the day (Jari Kurri ignited my love of Scandis) and Coffey was no slouch in the yum department. Can we maybe test drive one of his fine autos as I suggest that a decision cannot be made without exploring the backseat?
Ah, Numero Quatro on my Top 10 Older Dudes I Would Do If Presented With The Appropriate Opportunity List. nummy nummy nummy...
I concur with Jennifer, except I would have no choice but to find something "terribly, horribly wrong" with my newly-purchased vehicle. So terrible, horrible and wrong, in fact, that I would be forced to return the car at the same convenient time Paulie C was heading home for the day. I would be suitably distressed and kerfuffled, and would have no way to go home (downtown) save for the dealership's ever-so-convenient courtesy shuttle. Mr. C would then take it upon himself to make things right by helming the shuttle with his own two very capable hands, chauffeuring me home in style, and personally demonstrating to me - in very graphic detail - just how much the customer is ALWAYS RIGHT when he's the boss. Oh yes. You can drive me downtown anytime you like, Mr. Coffey. There's always space for you in my driveway.
@Noodles: Fine Corinthian Leather unlocks the digital padlock on his briefcase.
Wow so MG and I are the only ones sippin' some hot Coffey? Well all right...cue the famous "Sloppy Seconds" comment here...
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