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Silver Fox: Win A Date With An Oldster
Name
Luc Robitaille
Current Position
LA Kings President of Business Operations
Former Position
Being the highest scoring left winger in NHL history
Why He's Amazing
Turned being drafted in the ninth round (117th overall) into an Hall of Fame career.
Fun Trivia Facts
Former major league pitcher, Tom Glavine, was drafted ahead of him (fourth round 69th overall).
Luc's oldest son, Steven, is one of the stars of the hit tween series The Vampire Diaries.
Why He's (Still) Sexy As Hell
He does a crap ton of work for charity & gets to have long, meaningful conversations with Drew Doughty every day.
What You Would Do On A Date
Lucky picks you up in the morning & drives to the golf course. You'll be playing in the LA Kings celebrity tournament for charity. Even though you don't know a bogey from a birdie you have a great time hob nobbing with all the famous Hollywood types & raising money for an excellent cause. After the tournament Luc brings you to his favorite sushi joint. The two of you eat, drink, & laugh (mostly about your golf game) until closing time.
2 comments:
Foxy selection, Shanny-nay-nay-nay!
Background - check. Accomplishments - check. Random cool shit - check. Date construction - check. Breath ---- .....
Breath ---- .....
Breath ---- .....
This is so mean I can't even get it out. Everything is shouting at me to go on this date with Luc. I mean, there really is NO REASON NOT to go on this date with Luc. Right? Yet for some inexplicable reason, with absolutely no basis in fact (well, none that I know of, anyway), I can't help but be grossed out by Luc's bad breath. I have this nagging feeling that when he opens his mouth, he suddenly smells like a quite unsexy combination of a putrid buffalo and Old Faithful breathing on you at Yellowstone. Geysers and buffalo together smell like the inside of Joe Beninati's ass.
Somebody get me a Tylenol. And give Luc a Tic Tac.
Does this charity golf tournament include his pal David Boreanz? Cuz if it does, I'm THERE. And if David DOESN'T sexually harass me I'm gonna sue him.
Mouthguard--now I can't not look at those pictures and get an imagined olfactory wince off my face.
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