And thanks to Brianne for sending us this story and picture:
This was at the Minnesota Wild game vs the Predators on the 26th, it was a Movember tribute. The record for most mustaches in one place at one time. The old record was 151 mustaches, all those Minnesotans (better known as Minnesoooohhhtehns) down there beat that record with about 1,209! They stood there for 10 minutes, and took about 15 minutes to get on the ice. I stood there and watched it all, it was pretty unbelievable! It will be in the Guinness Book of World record. This may be completely awesome, or the weirdest thing ever, let's go with pretty awesome! And not to mention the Wild won that game 5-2.
In honor of this cause, we have searched for the most fearsome and amazing mustaches out there. Here are our picks:
The Pro
George Parros
The Rookie
Colin Wilson
Best Groomed
Brandon Sutter
The Best Team
The Edmonton Oilers because they really go all out for this month
The Scariest
Chris Mason
Most Uncomfortable Looking
Ryan Malone
The Prettiest
Claude Giroux
The "Man, this makes him look at least in his twenties"
Mark Fistric
The Greasiest
Rich Peverley
Creeper 'Stache
Dan Hamhuis
The Thickest
Cal Clutterbuck
If you have evidence of any that we missed, pass it along. We love to look at these creatures on men's faces. Mustaches are a long-lost art form and sadly misrepresented.
5 comments:
You guys KILLED THIS! But isn't there a way we can get a closer look at all those Minnesota 'staches? There has to be a closer-up shot of some of them, at least...
I think the scariest 'stache grower title is Clutterbuck's, and Clutterbuck's alone. And John Waters has handpicked some plum roles for him when he calls it a day, as well. The bonus is he'll have that stupid name to make the credits that much more worth reading - won't even have to change it!
But what happened with Ryan Malone? He used to be able to bring it fierce. He's rocking a McConaughey/Wooderson look.
And c'mon, Claude Girouux? That thing doesn't even count! If you showed that to the Korean bikini waxers ladies in my town they would laugh hysterically and then give it the "what the fuck is THAT?" treatment. It wouldn't even cut it as pube.
Finally, I think Parros looks awesome with his 'stache. Some men are meant to have 'staches. So it's mean to call his "fearsome." He looks cool old school NHL, and he makes a lot of money for charity from his 'stache all year round. Good for him!
Clutterbuck should be deposited into a Western IMMEDIATELY. The guy with the shifty eyes tapping his fingers on his cards...waiting to see how things are gonna shake down.
Do we find it ironic that the baby Oilers are sporting the most stache to a man?
And hey, Giroux, I left my transit card at home...can you drop me off at the 7-11 in your sweet Camaro? I'll even buy you a pack of smokes if you let me flash the truckers from your t-tops.
I am sort of looking forward to a mass shaving, though...gotta be honest.
I'd have to agree with Jennifer. Facial hair... not my cup of tea.
p.s if you want a better look at some of those "sweet" 'staches you can go to CNN.com and go to video, then scroll down and on the left side click "student news" and go to the clip for Novemeber 30th. the facial hair shows up at the 9 min mark.
Clutterbuck looks like he walked off the set of Deadwood, scary...
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