Sunday, October 10, 2010

Why The Rangers Will (Probably) Fail

because they think they're Power Rangers...


But Derek Stepan is here to save the day...


cutest mother EVER

and at least Brandon Dubinsky appreciates his hard work


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In the Washington/New Jersey game, Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond instigated a fight in the last five minutes and was automatically suspended for one game.

Then Mike Green and Ilya Kovalchuk had the first slap-fight of the season.

Yay!

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Concussions are rampant already...

First one to get the bug was John Tavares and Henrik now has a bounty out for Adam Burish's head.

And the next one to get a concussion is the St. Louis Blues' resident agitator and middle-weight Cam Janssen. He could miss up to two weeks.

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STOP THE PRESSES, Paul Stastny is using a new stick. It's graphite instead of wood.

We got this information from Matt Duchene, the king of creeps. He's been on that information since summer.

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Despite our campaigning, Henrik Sedin was named the Captain of the Vancouver Canucks.


They seem to be happy so we have no further comments on the matter.

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OH HAI TYLER SEGUIN.....NICE FIRST GOAL!

6 comments:

MelTing said...

Pretty sure that the guy you wanted to be captain of the Canucks was in the penalty box with less than five minutes to play in the home opener. And the Kings tied it up and then won in the shootout.

Henrik all the way!

Shanny said...

So...umm...yeah...that article about the Tavares hit is WRONG. Burish didn't elbow him & I have the youtube video to prove it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeoaTHAgS8A

skip to about the 34/35 sec mark. As you can see there was no elbowing. Burish didn't even hit him in the head. It was a freakish incidental contact accident. So...now, maybe, Henrik can take the hit off of Bur?

BTW, that kiss between Rangers is HOT :o)

MouthGuard said...

I gotta raise my chalice to Shanny-naynaynay on this one, trollops. No disrespect intended to Tavares, but back off Burrito, por favor. No need to put $$$ down on his head, either, as the male chlamydia will doubtless catch up with him first. ;) It's those dimples in his buttocks...

Zůza said...

Mr. Seguin knows how to do

Gabi La said...

Tyler Seguin is gonna be a star... don't deny it.

4HL19 said...

Oh Derek stepan....adorable. The power rangers thing had me cracking up on my sofa when I was watching that game!