because they think they're Power Rangers...
But Derek Stepan is here to save the day...
cutest mother EVER
and at least Brandon Dubinsky appreciates his hard work
In the Washington/New Jersey game, Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond instigated a fight in the last five minutes and was automatically suspended for one game.
Then Mike Green and Ilya Kovalchuk had the first slap-fight of the season.
Concussions are rampant already...
First one to get the bug was John Tavares and Henrik now has a bounty out for Adam Burish's head.
And the next one to get a concussion is the St. Louis Blues' resident agitator and middle-weight Cam Janssen. He could miss up to two weeks.
STOP THE PRESSES, Paul Stastny is using a new stick. It's graphite instead of wood.
We got this information from Matt Duchene, the king of creeps. He's been on that information since summer.
Despite our campaigning, Henrik Sedin was named the Captain of the Vancouver Canucks.
They seem to be happy so we have no further comments on the matter.
OH HAI TYLER SEGUIN.....NICE FIRST GOAL!