Nothing really going on, just some things to report on.
- The New York Rangers are really failing this season and it's only like a week into it.
Marian Gaborik was hit by Colby Armstrong and separated his shoulder. That sucks.
But if that wasn't bad enough, Chris Drury re-broke his finger. For like the third time.
Oh, and then Vinny Prospal decided to get on this fun-bus. He opted for knee surgery.
- Patrick Kaleta head-butted Travis Zajac, or tried to at least.
And then he was fined for it cause there's no place for that in this game.
- Josh Bailey: Only good thing on the Islanders right now.
- Best news of the day: Gary Roberts was hired by the Dallas Stars as a player development consultant. Now he's going to be whipping those kids into shape, the Stars are winning the Cup.
- And then this came to us...
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oh my dear, that banana thing! :D
Hell yeah Dallas is going to win the Cup! GO STARS!!
During CMA Fest a couple of years ago, they had the blow up version of Gnash (named Smash) set up where you went to pick up tickets/info/passes/etc and then video taped him scaring the crap out of people. They show it at games randomly, it was hilarious because a lot of people that go to that aren't from Nashville.
Gary Roberts thinks he can mess with Texas, eh? Hmmmnnnnn. We shall see! Dem good 'ol boys loves dem dey whoopie pahs. Banishing JetPuffs is one thing, but depriving Texas-based hockey players of their whoopie pies... Sit back and watch the dram. Burish, for one, likes his fingers nice and sticky and there's gonna be NO changing that. nopenopenope
I could never understand how looking like he was in a Creed cover band worked for Burish. Must be those baby blues. Thumb ring--deal breaker.
Does Gary Roberts have a website outlining this magic regime of his? That ESPN article intrigued me.
@Jennifer: If you get the NHL Network, they have been featuring/rerunning a new half-hour series called "The Off-Season". One of these episodes profiles Michael del Zotto - specifically, what he did this past summer. Tons and tons of hilarious, steamy footage of him working out in sweaty garments at Camp Al-Qaida with Stamkos and Downie, and of him golfing (badly) with Ayatollah Roberts. Gives you an idea of what it's like when the Ayatollah decides to let you out of your cage for a workout.
He just better BACK AWAY from Matt Duchene and Bob Seguin. Brittney Hall could use having his beefy head rearranged but I'll personally serve a restraining order on Roberts myself - complete with a crate of JetPuffs - if he goes anywhere near Duchene or my Bob. If it ain't broke, DON'T FIX IT!!!
@mouthguard--I will be getting the NHL Network TOMORROW as I've finally caved to get cable! I shall never leave the house AGAIN!! Many thanks for the heads up!
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