Hope you approve of this choice, we're pretty happy with it. Or at least Henrik is.
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Name
Steve Yzerman
Current Position
General Manager of Tampa Bay Lightning
Former Position
star center and captain of the Detroit Red Wings
Why He's Amazing
became captain at 21 and is the longest serving captain in league history and then also won four Stanley Cups and won a gold medal or something
Why He's (Still) Sexy As Hell
he's turning the Lightning around, one signing at a time and also picked sexy Team Canada
What You Would Do On A Date
he orders Little Caesars pizza (with cheesy bread sticks of course) then the two of you hunker down in his spacious living room and he helps you pick out your fantasy team based on maximum point production times power play time minus time on ice or something like that...only he knows the formula
8 comments:
Can it lead to wrestling? Please let it lead to wrestling.
Even with a mullet Stevie was the bomb. I secretly thrilled when he scored against the Hawks. Don't tell anyone.
(Ps football is boring me.)
STEVIE Y'S "SECRET" FORMULA CRACKED:
Y + MG x 12 slappy shots + Absolut 100% + Twister = Absolut Old Skool Powr Play Pretzel. And guaranteed IR afterward. Yay post-date injuries and pain killers!
I am still 101% convinced that if he decided to come back for kicks for one night, he would DESTROY his competition. I'm still a bit pissed he didn't wait to start his GM career in San Jose, but I'll forgive him. Eventually.
amazing.
Bit of Stevie Y though I have a feeling he is like twice my age... also looking a little camp in that "The Captain" photo...
Who wouldn't want a date with Stevie. The Captain would be a blast on a date and is such a cutie. I think he has only gotten better with age.
Detroit misses Stevie Y. EVERYBODY here loves him. The entire SE Michigan region would like to win a date with him.
Ugh, what a man.
Oh hell yes. He's one of the few, if only, Wings player I think is delicious. I'm just glad he's with the Lightning now so I can openly express my admiration (and lust) for him. :D
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