So here goes, which one would you date?
Door #1
Who: Duncan Keith
Date: you get to help him polish his mini-Norris Trophy (and no, that is not a thinly-veiled euphemism) while drinking a bottle of wine as he makes lasagna from scratch.
OR
Door #2
Who: Brent Seabrook
Date: you get to walk his adorable puppy with him while eating ice cream and talking about the latest video games.
So, what's your decision: Keith or Seabrook?
14 comments:
Not a big fan of lasagna but, I do love puppies, ice cream, & tall men. So, it's door #2 for me :o)
I like Seabs, but walking dogs and talking about video games are things I avoid, so Duncan's more civilized evening please. But if he can still cook while I'm polishing his trophy I don't deserve to be called a woman.
door number two please and thank you.
Keith. What a man.
Keith all the way. I have no idea why, yet I'm confident about my choice.
As Frank Sinatra (Phil Hartman) barked at the Sinatra Group a few moons ago,
"Next issue - Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I've done them both!"
Arguably, this set up was a bit suspect because everybody knows these two do EVERYTHING-ing-ing-ing together, soooooo.... Obviously - obviously! - they would go on dates together!!! C'mon. They're a distinguished, jaw-droppingly talented, gorgeous, awesome, classy, BC-kissed version of Carter & Richards. C&R wish they could be K&S. They wish!
Me = Melted, Bubbling Emmentaler & Gouda
Duncs = Lightly Buttered Polenta Harvest Bread (top!)
Seabs = Lightly Buttered Polenta Harvest Bread (bottom!)
Absolutely no tomato or onion.
Keith- what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. I think that's a quote from Salt-N-Pepa.
@MelTing: "But if he can still cook while I'm polishing his trophy I don't deserve to be called a woman."
Meant to congratulate you on this sentence. Brilliant, and not worthy. ;)
Loves me some DK but Seabs' date is more my style. As long as it's a big dog. I like my dogs big.
"As long as it's a big dog. I like my dogs big."
Reads like code for, "I LIKE BIG WIENERS" to me, PHN.
I don't get why everybody's too scared to just admit they want to be the bologna in this "Door Number 1/Door Number 2/Backdoor" sandwich. I mean, seriously. Let's just get REAL, here!!!!
Puppies vs. lasagna? This is like Sophie's choice. I'm going puppies on this one. Sorry DK.
"I don't get why everybody's too scared to just admit they want to be the bologna in this "Door Number 1/Door Number 2/Backdoor" sandwich. I mean, seriously. Let's just get REAL, here!!!!"
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! So true, we know we wouldn't say no.
MG -- I guess you could call it a "thinly-veiled euphemism."
NGL: Based on the Hawks' pre-season "performance" thus far, I think we should at least be allowed to reward/reassure ourselves that notwithstanding as sucky as their season is gonna turn out to be (I'm sorry and I hate this, but I'm calling it) at least when it comes to hockey sandwiches (grilled cheese, bologna or PG&Lettuce) the Hawks can still bring it.
N&H: Just next time, pick a more obvious "dur" choice for your DD feature. Like Carter & Richards. Or Doughty & Simmonds. Or JStaal & Tangradi. Or Weber & His Entire Team. Or Parise & His Entire Team. One option or the other is clearly more "dur" to most people, so open face should do us just fine. ;) Dur!
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