Wednesday, August 11, 2010

One-A-Day: Vancouver Canucks

Somehow the Canucks were lucky enough to have fans everywhere and anywhere. The lucky bastards.



We were sent two previews for the team and instead of putting both on a dartboard and throwing a knife at the board, we're posting both.

Enjoy.

Preview #1 written by MelTing

Preview #2 written by Nicole


Thanks again for doing our job for us.

1 comment:

MouthGuard said...

So this afternoon I'm gonna pull Joe Pavelski by the earlobe into one of my favorite scuz-martini bars. I'm gonna buy him a pitcher of Laughing Buddhas and then we're going to map out our clever strategy for abducting his freakish Team USA teammate Ryan Kesler. Read: Putting a few dimes in the jukebox and leaving Kesler in the loving, capable hands of bears at the Stud Bar next time the CanYUCKS come to town. Bitch needs to learn how to dance. He can't help the fact that he looks like and has the manners of a rhesus macaque monkey, but much can be done to remedy his techno fetish.