New Jersey Devils
All anyone really cares about is the Ilya Kovalchuk saga because this has been the free agent off-season from slowsville.
What we're concerned about is the inability of the New Jersey Devils to get out of the first round of the playoffs. Zach Parise has to be a winner some time in his life.
We can't wait for him to be traded to the Penguins. At least that's our wish.1
General Manager - 'Sweet' Lou Lamoriello
Coach - John MacLean
Team Captain - Jamie Langenbrunner
Player(s) everyone should love - it's too hard to resist Zach Parise's entire being
Player we don’t love - Martin Brodeur because he's becoming a surly old man now
Who they got - Jason Arnott, Henrik Tallinder, Anton Volchenkov
Who they lost - Rob Niedermayer, Paul Martin, Martin Skoula, and maybe Ilya Kovalchuk
Located at - The Pebble aka Prudential Center
Hotness level (on a scale of 1 to 10) - 6
We give the Devils a six because of Zach Parise's "smile".