Friday, July 30, 2010

Top Ten Reasons Why Everyone's Jumping Ship To Mother Russia

Top Ten Reasons Why Everyone's Jumping Ship To Mother Russia



10. they went to get their mail-order brides

09. money, money, money

08. they're afraid Sergei Federov will hate them


07. Evgeni Malkin's restaurant is having a special on pirohi

06. $35 hockey jerseys are everywhere


05. the houses are cheap

04. beautiful architecture


03. it's a wonderful place to raise children

02. they're going to join the Gestapo

01. the vodka, duh

2 comments:

Jimmy said...

The Gestapo is German, is it not?

Noodles and Henrik said...

it is, that's why it's funny.