It wasn't easy but we deliberated and thought about this list. We think it's perfect.
Top Ten: Hottest Captains In The League
10. Nicklas Lidstrom
Captain Dad
09. Eric Brewer
Captain Cutie
08. Dion Phaneuf
Captain Frankenstein
07. Brenden Morrow
Captain Squee-Face
06. Chris Drury
Captain Quiet
05. Mike Richards
Captain Party
04. Rick Nash
Captain Fatty
03. Vincent Lecavalier
Captain Gorgeous
02. Shea Weber
Captain Bitch-Face
01. Sidney Crosby/Jonathan Toews
Captain(s) Winner
This list is subjective to our tastes and ideas so if you don't like it or we made factual errors then please email or comment.
Who do you think is the hottest captain?
11 comments:
Really? No Eric Staal?
I love that crosby and toews are now one person!
Iginla ! He could be Captain Smiley ?
Captain Frankenstein
ohhh hahahahahahahaha <3
Hehehe...I had to Google "squee-face"
Phaneuf? Really? Really???
And Drury was pleasant-looking, at least, on the Sabres. (But hot? Only in the playoffs. Kinda.) Now that he's a Ranger, he's completely hideous. I vote to replace him (and Dion) with Eric Staal (Captain Albino?), Dustin Brown (Captain Quake?), Mikko Koivu (Captain Christmas Elf?), or his Sabres-successor, Craig Rivet (Captain Dad II).
Shea Weber totally deserves the #2 billing, but he also deserves a sexier nickname. Captain Badass? Captain Awesome? Captain Destruction? (I could do this aaaalllll day.)
Oh heeeeeeey there Eric Brewer. Where have they been hiding you?
p.s. Nice grandpa sweater, Vinny.
Weber = Bitch-Face = PERFECTION. And I'm sure he's flattered as fuck! :)
Phaneuf = Frankenstein = Ditto. He looks like he was concocted in a lab by a psychopathic science geek.
Lidstrom = Daddy. Damn straight!
Richards = Party. Aw yeah, but I would change the SPELLING to "Pah-tay." Captain Pah-tay.
However, here are some tweeks I would make to your list my sweeties:
CHANGE:
Toews to Captain Sensible (I love the Damned. Can't help it)
Crosby to Captain Fantastic (hands down - he's Elton!)
Lecavalier to Captain Kirk ("UHURA!")
Nash to Cap'n Crunch (breakfast!)
ADD:
Jarome Iginla = Captain Itchy Scratchy
Eric Staal = Captain Cool
DITCH: Morrow, Brewer and Drury. Together, they're too much like Captain Bligh.
Now, what about the ALTERNATES? Do tell!
@mouthguard... how can you ditch Brewer?!! That guy is adorable!! I have to agree with letterstothenhl...where the hell have they been hiding that hottie?!!!
Thank you for not putting Ovie on there... I'm actually shocked you ladies didn't have Dustin Brown or Eric Staal... just saying! LOL
Captain Fatty. That alone makes the list perfect!
I second the addition of Iggy as Captain Smiley. That man always looks so happy and he doesn't even have a Cup to brag about (yet, dammit).
Any list of the hottest captains should include Eric Staal, and disinclude Dion Phaneuf. Lindstrom is acceptable on account of him having the bluest eyes I have ever seen. Plus he's Swedish. Done deal.
What about Mikko Koivu of the Minnesota Wild??
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