There are times when a date just doesn't live up to your standards or expectations. He could have bad teeth or talks too much about his mother or whatever.
But he's a dud and that's all you really need to know. There is no compatibility with this individual.
These are the potential date fails that we foresee happening with these certain players.
Of course it is all subjective....
WHY THIS DATE IS DOOMED TO FAIL
Matt Cooke: you would wake up in a coma the next day and not know what happened
Derek Roy: he would take you to a bar and end up taking home a guy instead of you
Vinny Lecavalier: he would bitch about the service everywhere you went
Drew Doughty: he would be more concerned with the nachos and hot dogs than you
Joe Thornton: he would bring Slappy on the date
Logan Couture: when you two would kiss, he would bite you by accident
Brad Richards: Vinny Lecavalier would come along to the date
Andrew Cogliano: he’s too clueless to remember when your date was
Shane Doan: you wouldn’t be able to distinguish between him and
Jaroslav Halak: date goes okay until his agent shows up and Tweets about it
Brooks Orpik: because he would stare the whole time, like the whole date
Anze Kopitar: he would try to eat your brains on the date...because he's a zombie
Corey Perry: the date ends as soon as he puts on the fairy wings
Miikka Kiprusoff: whole date would be a glare-off and he definitely wins
Craig Adams: he wouldn’t show up until May
So, which date would you go on despite the warnings given above? If any of course.
And do you have any ideas for DATE!FAILS that we neglected to mention?