But he's a dud and that's all you really need to know. There is no compatibility with this individual.
These are the potential date fails that we foresee happening with these certain players.
Of course it is all subjective....
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WHY THIS DATE IS DOOMED TO FAIL
Matt Cooke: you would wake up in a coma the next day and not know what happened
Derek Roy: he would take you to a bar and end up taking home a guy instead of you
Vinny Lecavalier: he would bitch about the service everywhere you went
Drew Doughty: he would be more concerned with the nachos and hot dogs than you
Joe Thornton: he would bring Slappy on the date
Logan Couture: when you two would kiss, he would bite you by accident
Brad Richards: Vinny Lecavalier would come along to the date
Andrew Cogliano: he’s too clueless to remember when your date was
Shane Doan: you wouldn’t be able to distinguish between him and
his horses
Jaroslav Halak: date goes okay until his agent shows up and Tweets about it
Brooks Orpik: because he would stare the whole time, like the whole date
Anze Kopitar: he would try to eat your brains on the date...because he's a zombie
Corey Perry: the date ends as soon as he puts on the fairy wings
Miikka Kiprusoff: whole date would be a glare-off and he definitely wins
Craig Adams: he wouldn’t show up until May
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So, which date would you go on despite the warnings given above? If any of course.
And do you have any ideas for DATE!FAILS that we neglected to mention?
14 comments:
i would go on a date with Joe Thorton for the sole reason of meeting slappy. hahaha
Abby, as a religious Sharks fan, I solute you because that was my first reaction. xDDD And then I'd say I would date Perry, even though that violates my teal religion, for the sake of seeing the kid in fairy wings.
What about a Mike Green date fail? For playing with a stuffed teddy bear named Gary? Check out his Caps Cribs episode. Gary the Bear. Grown ass man playing with stuffed animals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIhfosni7b8
Brooks Orpik.
His mix of cluelessness and "wtf?" stare always brightens up the interview segments between periods.
@hockeyimbf: key words you put in your post: GROWN ASS MAN. mmm. haha... i read your blog and I know you are soo taken by the dude. hehehe :o)
My pick would have to be Brad Richards and VinnyL, just because I'd so be down if both of them came along on the date. I can do the drama queen thing for at least one night. ;o)
I would go for the Joe Thornton-Slappy combo date, no question. (Thanks to the post, I wound up re-watching the next Slappy-Joe ad as well... I kind of love Joe Thornton for them. I can't help it.)
As for date breakers? Anything remotely approaching Carcillo's facial hair would get a door slammed in the date's face almost immediately.
Logan Couture. Hands down. I would totally be okay with getting bitten.
I would go on a date with Matt Cooke. For sure. Coma-induced nights of pleasure=sign me up! Especially for Matt.
I'm O.K. with the Richy/Vinny date. If there's a mechanical bull involved I could scratch at least 6 things off my bucket list ;).
The fail for Craig was absolutely hilarious.
I'd go with Joe Thornton for the sole reason he's a huge teddy bear..and his interviews are always funny.
ok, could you please, please, please make a date night friday for jordin tootoo. all i know is that there would be some igloos and seal pup slaying involved..
Richards/Lecavalier combo... so so wrong but so right. Maybe he wouldn't bitch about the service if Richards was there...
Kipper for sure, I could stare at him all night.. hubba hubba
Ugh. Anze Kopitar looks like a rapist. He scares the crap outta me.
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