Senators lead the series 1-0 after a 5-4 win
The Pens played for about oh, three minutes in the first then just decided to not win. They like to make the other team think they have it in the bag....
We just have three things to say:
1. The defense were the last to leave the arena (our spies told us)
2. Craig Adams waits until the Playoffs to show off his moves
3. This is not an attractive face, Mr. Clouston
The Sens think that this is going to be cake now. But just watch out for Sidney Crosby.
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2. New Jersey Devils / 7. Philadelphia Flyers
Flyers lead the series 1-0 after a 2-1 win
*RING RING*
Hello?
Got your number, bitch!
That's all we got to say.
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1. San Jose Sharks / 8. Colorado Avalanche
Avs lead the Sharks 1-0 in the series after a 2-1 win
Hello, Matt Duchene.
We're proud to be your mothers and we want to say that you had an excellent game.
We also saw the "inadvertent" and "accidental" highstick from the Sharks defense that marred your porcelain white face. People don't forget.
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4. Phoenix Coyotes / 5. Detroit Red Wings
Coyotes lead series 1-0 after a 3-2 win that stunned almost everyone
It was nice to see all the fans in Jobing.com Arena and we never thought that it was possible to see that place almost sold out.
And at least they all went home with a win in their pockets.
3 comments:
i'm pretty sure there were more fans for the coyotes game than there were for the devils game. i found it hillarious that you could hear philly fans yelling Booooosh thru-out the Prudential Center.
muhahaha... take that! fatty broduer!!
p.s. sorry if any of your are devil fans... it's the playoffs bitches, no holding back! LOL
I just figure the Penguins play best through adversity; that's why they had to start by making some for themselves. Can't wait for tomorrow night's game! No, really.
I'm cheering on the Wings for love, but I enjoyed seeing the excitement for the Coyotes. And a fan threw a snake, just like puckheads on Twitter demanded! We witnessed the birth of a new playoff tradition last night. Very touching.
The Sharks can whack away at Duchene's gorgeous face all they want, but it's not going to stop him and it's not going to change the fact that they all need to play with heart 'n soul if they stand a chance of making it to the Finals. They need heart, soul and 19-year old wieners. Like Matt Duchene's. Right now, they're playing like they escaped from an Alzheimer's ward. They're old, they're pooping themselves and they literally cannot remember how to play their own game. NOT. SURPRISED.
That MBro and Flyers photo/caption combo is hilarious, btw. :)
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