Coming Attraction Bebes

Since tomorrow is the first day of the season, it finally got us to do our rookie post.

We can't believe that we haven't done it yet. Anyway, these are the boys who we think will make a difference on teams or at least play in the first nine games before being sent down.

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01. Colin Wilson -
Nashville Predators, forward
DOB: Oct 20, 1989
Age: 19
Place of Birth: Greenwich, CT, USA
HT: 6-1 WT: 213
Drafted by Nashville in 2008 (1/7).

He's the son of former NHL-er, Carey Wilson and played for the Boston Terriers. He actually chose to play for Team USA instead of Team Canada for the '09 World Juniors. Yeah, we don't know why either.


02. Simeon Varlamov -
Washington Capitals, goaltender
DOB: Apr 27, 1988
Age: 21
Place of Birth: Kuybyshev, USSR (now Russia)
HT: 6-1 WT: 200
Drafted by Washington in 2006 (1/23).

We got a glimpse of Varlamov during the playoffs when he stepped in between the pipes for Jose Theodore. He's definitely a guilty pleasure for us, with that rat-tail/mullet thing he has going on and the outfit.


03. James Van Riemsdyk -
Philadelphia Flyers, forward
DOB: May 04, 1989
Age: 20
Place of Birth: Middletown, NJ, USA
HT: 6-3 WT: 205
Drafted by Philadelphia in 2007 (1/2).

With a name like Van Riemsdyk, the kid better be tough and huge. Jimmy is both, and yes we are on nickname terms with him. He's a Philly kid, what did you expect? We can't wait to be hating on him as soon as the first game against the Flyers.


04. John Tavares -
New York Islanders, forward
DOB: Sep 20, 1990
Age: 19
Place of Birth: Mississauga, Ont., Canada
HT: 6-0 WT: 195
Drafted by NY Islanders in 2009 (1/1).

The savior. The next, next, next one. The son of Henrik and Sidney Crosby. We are hoping for good things from him, if only for Henrik's sake and sanity. If he crashes and burns, its not our fault.


05. Mike Santorelli -
Nashville Predators, forward
DOB: Dec 14, 1985
Age: 23
Place of Birth: Vancouver, B.C., Canada
HT: 6-0 WT: 196
Drafted by Nashville in 2004 (6/178).

A diamond-in-the-rough for Nashville? They're in desperate need for scoring from their forwards (which if we have to hear it again from NHL pundits, we will freak out) and maybe he can provide that.


06. Tuukka Rask -
Boston Bruins, goaltender
DOB: Mar 10, 1987
Age: 22
Place of Birth: Savonlinna, Finland
HT: 6-2 WT: 171
Drafted by Toronto in 2005 (1/21).

Has the temper to play in Boston, just ask Timmy Thomas. They can freak out together when shit doesn't go their way. And hopefully it's against the Montreal Canadiens. He also has a Finnish head, something that almost all Fins share.


07. Tyler Myers -
Buffalo Sabres, defenseman
DOB: Feb 01, 1990
Age: 19
Place of Birth: Houston, TX, USA
HT: 6-7 WT: 210
Drafted by Buffalo in 2008 (1/12).

How is it that a nineteen-year-old can be so huge? It isn't fair at all. We love how awkward he looks in just about every picture he takes. We hope that he's a better skater than a picture-taker.


08. Teemu Laakso -
Nashville Predators, defenseman
DOB: Aug 27, 1987
Age: 22
Place of Birth: Tuusula, Finland
HT: 6-1 WT: 211
Drafted by Nashville in 2005 (3/78).

We saw him play against the Columbus Blue Jackets during our road trip. He wasn't bad but he didn't impress. We aren't passing judgement yet because it was only preseason and we were admittedly distracted by Antoine Vermette's hair.


09. Dmitry Kulikov -
Florida Panthers, defenseman
DOB: Oct 29, 1990
Age: 18
Place of Birth: Lipetsk, USSR (now Russia)
HT: 6-1 WT: 183
Drafted by Florida in 2009 (1/14).

If LeTude mentions one more time how much she loves Kulikov, we may have to make the Panthers brass send him back to juniors. We can't handle it much longer. We don't forsee him staying past the 9-game limit but then again, we aren't GMs.


10 Tim Kennedy -
Buffalo Sabres, forward
DOB: Apr 30, 1986
Age: 23
Place of Birth: Buffalo, NY, USA
HT: 5-9 WT: 176
Drafted by Washington in 2005 (6/181).

Little Timmy. We think that the Sabres are small and we can only imagine how much Pierre McGuire hates them. But Kennedy fits in well with the established Sabres system of small but speedy forwards.


11. Erik Karlsson -
Ottawa Senators, defenseman
DOB: May 31, 1990
Age: 19
Place of Birth: Landsbro, Sweden
HT: 5-11 WT: 165
Drafted by Ottawa in 2008 (1/15).

Aw, the Swede. We remember being at the draft when Alfredsson called his name. We are sure that was a proud moment for the babySwede. But we weren't impressed. And we think that the Sens blueline will benefit greatly from Karlsson.


12. Evander Kane -
Atlanta Thrashers, forward
DOB: Aug 02, 1991
Age: 18
Place of Birth: Vancouver, B.C., Canada
HT: 6-1 WT: 176
Drafted by Atlanta in 2009 (1/4).

We have to admit that we are surprised that he has stayed with the Thrashers this long but it's not like they really have anyone else besides Ilya Kovalchuk. It's going to be interesting to see how he does in Atlanta.


13. Cody Hodgson -
Vancouver Canucks, forward
DOB: Feb 18, 1990
Age: 19
Place of Birth: Toronto, Ont., Canada
HT: 6-0 WT: 185
Drafted by Vancouver in 2008 (1/10).

Last season, Hodgson had a great preseason. Then he was shipped off before anyone could even remember what he looked like. It looks like he will be staying with the Canucks this year.


14. Victor Hedman -
Tampa Bay Lightning, defenseman
DOB: Dec 18, 1990
Age: 18
Place of Birth: Ornskoldsvik, Sweden
HT: 6-6 WT: 220
Drafted by Tampa Bay in 2009 (1/2).

It's Victor. What else can be said about him? He's gigantic, poised and doesn't sweat. If Nick Lidstrom didn't already exist, we would think he was the best Swedish defenseman and he hasn't even played a game yet.


15. Jonas Gustavsson -
Toronto Maple Leafs, goaltender
DOB: Oct 24, 1984
Age: 24
Place of Birth: Danderyd, Sweden
HT: 6-3 WT: 180
Signed by Toronto in 2009.

Those eyes, they might be worse than Orpik-eyes. We were not surprised when Brian Burke of all GMs signed him. When doesn't Burke get what he wants? And we also cannot believe that Jonas has minor heary surgery then plays like a week later, wow.


16. Matt Gilroy -
New York Rangers, defenseman
DOB: Jul 30, 1984
Age: 25
Place of Birth: North Bellmore, NY, USA
HT: 6-2 WT: 205
Signed by NY Rangers in 2009.

Another sign of the apocalypse, the Rangers sign everyone that they can get their greedy little hands on. As you all know, he was the 09 Hobey Baker winner. We hope that Wade Redden doesn't destroy him...


17. Matt Duchene -
Colorado Avalanche, forward
DOB: Jan 16, 1991
Age: 18
Place of Birth: Haliburton, Ont., Canada
HT: 5-11 WT: 200
Drafted by Colorado in 2009 (1/3).

Oh our son, how we love thee. Just the thought of this man being in the NHL excites us. We can only imagine how he creeps around arenas and smells players gear, so creepy. Which is why we love him.


18. Jamie Benn -
Dallas Stars, forward
DOB: Jul 18, 1989
Age: 20
Place of Birth: Victoria, B.C., Canada
HT: 6-2 WT: 185
Drafted by Dallas in 2007 (5/129).

Jamie was a force in the WJC. Everywhere you looked, it was either Benn or Jordan Eberle scoring. They tore it up. Then he continued his success in the preseason for the Stars.


19. Justin Abdelkader -
Detroit Red Wings, forward
DOB: Feb 25, 1987
Age: 22
Place of Birth: Muskegon, MI, USA
HT: 6-1 WT: 195
Drafted by Detroit in 2005 (2/42).

Oh, Appledackers. We resented him for scoring against the Penguins but after you win the Cup, a goal against in the Final just doesn't seem something to worry about anymore. And now we have to love him because LeTude does.


20. Nikita Filatov -
Columbus Blue Jackets, forward
DOB: May 25, 1990
Age: 19
Place of Birth: Moscow, USSR (now Russia)
HT: 6-0 WT: 172
Drafted by Columbus in 2008 (1/6).

The kid's got his own website...filatovnikita.com 'Nuff said.

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If we forgot anyone, we apologize. Sometimes we think that we do okay but then wake up sweating in the middle of the night remembering that we forgot about that one player on the Blues.

So, just comment and just let us know. We learn something new every day.

(stole the stats from TSN.com, shocker)

Look At My Bling

The Penguins received their rings today.


And they're freaking gigantic. Oh my wow, they're the size of a small Chihuahua. They're ridiculous yet awesome.


Captain was his usual humble self.

We don't know how he pulls that off with a ring the size of an orange on his finger.

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The New York Rangers are doing the Top Ten on David Letterman tomorrow. Glad to see that when the Pens are getting their rings, the Rangers are showing up on late night television.

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Erik Johnson is bulked up and ready to play after missing all of last season with a knee injury.

Finally.

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The Chicago Blackhawks are supposedly reeling after losing to the Zurich Lions. We don't know why that would be such a big deal but apparently NHL.com thinks that it is.

It's a depressing article.

We blame Patrick Kane.

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And to make matters worse for the Hawks, the St. Louis Blues killed the Linkopings HC in preseason.

They won 6-0.

We blame Patrick Kane.

This Or That #1

This is going to be a new feature on the blog if it is received well by you readers. We hope it does because we think that it's funny.

The other features of the blog, such as Date Night Friday and For Your Information will be coming back when the season starts again. They took a short vacation to recharge the batteries.

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This Or That

How this works is that we will name at least two players, could be one or more than two, and put them in a situation.

The objective is to decide who would win, be better at or downright own the other in this particular activity.

To help you decide, we will prvide evidence on why we think the decisions could be swung in their favor. We shall keep our biases private, of course.


Here's the first one as an example:

Who would win a pie-eating contest:

Eric Tangradi or Patrick Sharp.

Eric Tangradi


1. pregame meal consists of chicken, salad, pasta and a small child
2. weighs 17lbs more than Patrick
3. this picture



Patrick Sharp


1. Has said several times that he likes to eat
2. talks about his training in the summer or lack thereof

3. this video

What do you think?

Who would win in a pie-eating contest: Eric Tangradi or Patrick Sharp?

Road Trip!

For Noodles's pre-birthday, Henrik bought tickets to the preseason game between the Columbus Blue Jackets and the Nashville Predators.


Sadly, no pictures were taken of this momentous occasion but we shall substitute them with picture found on Google and our hard drives.

It should tell the same story.

Our day started with a trip to the flea market.


That was where Henrik spotted an old St. Louis Blues jersey. She flipped over two stands and a minivan to tear it out of the hands of the former owner.

The lady said it was only $2. She said, "Sold!"



When we were done destroying the flea market, we decided that it was time to hit up a Starbucks. It was raining so the logical choice was to use the drive-thru.


At the window, the boy handed us our drinks then commented on Henrik's Petr Sykora jersey that she had to wear. Then he proceeded to regale us with his excitement for the opening game on Friday. He was cute so we let him talk.

Back at the lair, we decided that it was a great idea to pack extra jerseys and change in the intermissions. We thought that it would be funny.

Noodles was in a Predators jersey, Henrik in the Blues, LeTude had on a Bruins and our other friends had on an Oshawa jersey, a Sharks and a Team Canada.

Around noon, everyone was gathered and ready to go. So 6 girls packed into a 2009 four-door Chevrolet Aveo.

Yeah, it actually happened.

Henrik wanted to sit up front but we were scared that she would attract attention to the cops by being perched on the console.

The best part is West Virginia because you can go at least 75mph legally and you pass by Wheeling which is kind of weird looking from the bridge.


It's only a two and a half hour drive to Columbus but we filled it with "Would You Hit It?" and confessions and stories and music that our grandma wouldn't approve of.

We parked in one of the first spots in the parking lot and waltzed over to Boston Pizza.

Of course we got pizza and weird looks for our jerseys and 92 cent Bud Light drafts. How can you pass that up? You can't.

Inside Nationwide Arena, Henrik bought the Antoine Vermette t-shirt that she's been harassing the Blue Jackets store for since he was traded.

This is kind of what it looks like....except with the number fifty on it, not sixty-one.

We aren't even lying about the harassment.

Our seats were in the upper level behind the net where the Preds shoot at twice. And yes we watched the game.

Dan Ellis stopped about seven hundred sure goals.


Nikita Filatov scored one of the prettiest goals we've seen in preseason.

Steve Mason was fat.

Spencer the kid hockey player they interviewed between periods was fantastic.


RJ Plumberger is in fact still a Blue Jacket.

And Noodles thought that it would be hilarious if she did the macarena for every song played in the arena.

We couldn't stop her.

On the way back home, we made a slight pit stop at Tim Hortons.

It isn't a road trip to Columbus without a stop at Timmy Hos.

We arrived back at the lair around 11pm and most of us passed out as soon as we walked through the door.

It was a successful road trip.

Actual Products

We were bored today so we randomly searched Google for strange things. And this is what we came up with.


This is an actual movie. It's about Wayne Gretzky's father. We've never seen it but heard that it isn't that good. With a title like that, we aren't that surprised.


How chintzy is this? We bet the "ice surface" is just cardboard.


This is a real ad in Sweden for condoms. We think it's pretty funny because we call them "goalies" anyway...


A porno that we didn't know existed but now feel a strong need to own it.


Maybe we need one of these for Christmas? Instead of the porn?


We want to say that we didn't just save this picture for Sergei Federov's shirt but we don't like to lie.


There are no words that can describe properly what we think of the caption under this picture.


Would you subject your computer to this kind of skin? We probably wouldn't.


Whoever made the jersey that goes around "fake Al" is a true fan because that takes a lot of work.

Anyway, hope that you liked these random hockey images that we dredge up while trolling the Googles.

In Case You Were Wondering

What we were doing last night...

Yes, we are riot police on weeknights.

Or what Barry Melrose thinks of the offseason moves


Or what the Columbus Blue Jackets did during their offseason. Article. Hitchcock is a strange coach, that's for sure.

- The New Jersey Devils complete their dream roster, sort of, by signing a Niedermayer. It's Rob, but still, it's a Niedermayer.

- Darryl Sydor was signed by the St. Louis Blues. That makes us happy because we always liked him.

- Is it just us or do you think that this whole Phoenix Coyotes situation like a badly-written soap opera? Now Wayne Gretzky resigned as the coach and dDve Tippett was immediately hired as his replacement.

- Couch Sessions: Sidney Crosby

His voice puts Noodles to sleep but he's Cappy so we can't make fun of him too much.

- The Blue Jackets/Penguins game on Thursday was not televised but we have found one of the fights from it.



Tyler Jennedy thought that it would be an awesome idea to fight a kid that was just drafted in 2009, John Moore.

We don't even know. It's a pretty lame fight but so worth the YouTube search because we found every fight from that night.

Mathieu Roy VS Mike Rupp


Derek Dorsett VS Jay McKee


Liffitin VS Deryk Engelland


Mathieu Roy VS Paul Bissonnette


PS- Watching the trailer for this movie had us practically shaking. Paranormal Activity.