Player Resolutions Broken By 12:01 Tonight

It's New Years Eve and almost everyone decides to make a resolution that they will break in about a week. We thought that if NHL players made resolutions then maybe they would break them just as easily as us mortals.



Tyler Kennedy - Not to make out with random girls in bars

Kyle Wellwood - Let the leftover Christmas cookies alone

Patrick Kane - To stop being so stingy with money

Eric Tangradi - Not to get ejected from a game

Mike Richards - To stop touching Jeff Carter inappropriately

Derek Roy - Not hitting on girls that look like men at Buffalo bars

Dan Boyle - To stop hating on fat people

Matt Duchene - Will stop referring to Joe Sakic as "my best friend Joe Sakic"

Joe Thornton - Put Slappy the Christmas Elf back in his box

Mike Green - Will learn how to play defense and stop getting flower tattoos

Marian Hossa - Will stop being such a primadonna

(If you have any others, let us know. These were the ones that we thought were pretty funny.)