It's New Years Eve and almost everyone decides to make a resolution that they will break in about a week. We thought that if NHL players made resolutions then maybe they would break them just as easily as us mortals.
Tyler Kennedy - Not to make out with random girls in bars
Kyle Wellwood - Let the leftover Christmas cookies alone
Patrick Kane - To stop being so stingy with money
Eric Tangradi - Not to get ejected from a game
Mike Richards - To stop touching Jeff Carter inappropriately
Derek Roy - Not hitting on girls that look like men at Buffalo bars
Dan Boyle - To stop hating on fat people
Matt Duchene - Will stop referring to Joe Sakic as "my best friend Joe Sakic"
Joe Thornton - Put Slappy the Christmas Elf back in his box
Mike Green - Will learn how to play defense and stop getting flower tattoos
Marian Hossa - Will stop being such a primadonna
(If you have any others, let us know. These were the ones that we thought were pretty funny.)