We have been getting comments lately about the numbers we pick for Hotness Level. Particularly the number we chose for the Nashville Predators.
Here's the deal. We let Noodles write up the Western Conference teams herself. And she is absolutely in love with the Predators. She doesn't talk about anything else but how gorgeous Shea Weber is and how he deserved to be a Norris Trophy candidate over Mike Green. (Don't get her started on that.)
And we love Ryan Suter (who is adorable) and Dan Ellis and Jason Arnott who is a DILF and Pekka Rinne is tall and Finnish even though Henrik hates his guts.
So we would like you to tell us what number you think we should have given them. And we shall count up the numbers and average them or something to get a better number.
7 comments:
Player by player hotness broken down. my opinion only:
Jason Arnott 6
Wade Belak 6
J.P. Dumont 7
Ben Eaves 5
Martin Erat 2
Ben Guite 7
Patric Hornqvist 5
Ryan Jones 7
David Legwand 4
Peter Olvecky 5
Antti Pihlstrom 4
Jerred Smithson 3
Steve Sullivan 5
Jordin Tootoo 4
Joel Ward 5
Dan Hamhuis 6
Kevin Klein 7
Alexander Sulzer 6
Ryan Suter 6
Shea Weber 10
Dan Ellis 10
Pekka Rinne 7
Average is 5.7
I say they're a solid 6.
Hotness is subjective but I happen to think this team is extremely well off in the looks dept. B-)
Pihlstrom fled to Europe so his fugly doesn't drag us down anymore.
I'm not a fan of Erat usually but him shirtless and sweaty is a treat when it happens.
Tootoo may not be the typical hottie but he's confident and it come across very sexy, I credit it with making me a hockey fan.
My bias puts Suter at a 10, what can I say? His accent and shit eatting grin make me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July.
Overall (and compared to the rates given to the rest of the central), I'd rate the Preds at a solid 8.
If the least attractive guy we have is Smithson, we're doing pretty good. At least his butt can score goals. ha!
@ Kelly: You and I are clearly on the same wave length when it comes to player hotness (although I consider Legwand, not Smithson, the least attractive on the team).
I'd rank all of the following players as a 6 or higher:
Shea Weber
Ryan Suter
Dan Ellis
Ryan Jones
Jason Arnott
Steve Sullivan
Pekka Rinne
Jordin Tootoo
I know Tootoo might surprise some, but I would argue that Jordin is consistently underrated on the hotness scale as his attraction has less to do with his physical appearance and much more to do with his attitude toward hockey and life in general. I've met him in person and believe me, he definitely rates a 6 or 7. Actually when I think about his smile, I start to lean toward a definite 7. That smile of his is really something special!
As for what the team rates as a whole, I say 7 again.
You had me at DILF. Nothing like a hot guy with a stroller. I'm ok with the original rating.
I would say 7...
@KimP - love your ratings...
Definitely a solid 7. Can't have Shea, Suter, Arnott, and Pekka and give them a 4!
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