A little birdy told us that the Canada boys were getting their pictures taken and we knew that we had to find them.
These are our favorite ones with commentary of course.
This is Vinny's hungover face and basically saying, "Where the fuck's Marty?"
Steve "Stink-eye" Mason
The picture that made Henrik fall over...the rest of us think he looks like a girl.
RTR - ready to rape (man, woman, moving object...nothing's off-limits)
Decided to skip picture day and they just took his roster picture and switched jerseys.
Did he get fatter or is it the beard?
He took the "It's picture day" too seriously with that hair-do.
Patty thinks he's at Disney World instead of Olympic tryout camp. Let's not tell him the truth or the fact that those pants haven't been in style since Nixon was president.
Turtle in a half-shell, we're calling him Raphael.
If pictures could convey lisps...
The picture that made Noodles fall over with that "fuck me" eyebrow.
He has a three-piece suit under that jersey.
Jordan's hair wishes it was a Stanley Cup Champion...oh wait...
Oh Yayson, marriage has aged you.
Snore, happy Frenchman.
When we first saw this, we thought it was Jordan. Scary.
He's sporting the "I just got laid and rolled out of bed" hair. Our boy's all grown up.
Used to be fierce but is now fat and blubbery and useless. Blame it on the e-e-e-e-e-estrogen.
This is what lives in the closet. Even in Anaheim, he's paler than Gollum.
Don't let him make a dinosaur noise, it might scare you with the fierceness.
"Sookie, I am vampire!"
He's got his fake tooth in, how adorable.
Henrik's Little Potato is back to cause some trouble.
We ran out and bought a chastity belt because this picture made us think that Jonny was coming to our house to take our long-lost virginity.
This picture is why we have a blog and why we can't sleep at night and why we write in thispiration journals.