Toronto Maple Leafs
There are three reasons why we would actually watch a Leafs game. One is if the Pengiuns are playing them, duh. Two is for Luke Schenn. And three is to see what the hell Ron Wilson will do that game.
The man has as many ejections from games as John Tortorella.
It's always a surprise when you watch the Leafs.
General Manager - Brian 'God-Complex' Burke
Coach - Ron 'No Comment' Wilson
Team Captain - there isn't one
Player(s)Everyone Should Love - ha, Luke Schenn
Player We Don’t Love - Jason 'Albino' Blake
Who They Got - Colton Orr and we think that's it
just kidding, Mike Komisarek, Francois Beauchemin, Garnet Exelby, Jonas Gustavsson, Joey MacDonald, Wayne Primeau
Who They Lost - Dominic Moore, Pavel Kubina, Nik Antropov, Curtis Joseph
Located At - Air Canada Center
Hotness Level (on a scale from 1 to 10) - 2
Seriously, only Luke Schenn? We give up watching the Leafs for good looking players.
Okay, maybe it can be a three just for those eyes....