Sunday, August 23, 2009

One-A-Day: Toronto Maple Leafs

Toronto Maple Leafs



There are three reasons why we would actually watch a Leafs game. One is if the Pengiuns are playing them, duh. Two is for Luke Schenn. And three is to see what the hell Ron Wilson will do that game.


The man has as many ejections from games as John Tortorella.

It's always a surprise when you watch the Leafs.

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General Manager - Brian 'God-Complex' Burke

Coach - Ron 'No Comment' Wilson


Team Captain - there isn't one

Player(s)Everyone Should Love - ha, Luke Schenn

Player We Don’t Love - Jason 'Albino' Blake

Who They Got - Colton Orr and we think that's it

just kidding, Mike Komisarek, Francois Beauchemin, Garnet Exelby, Jonas Gustavsson, Joey MacDonald, Wayne Primeau

Who They Lost - Dominic Moore, Pavel Kubina, Nik Antropov, Curtis Joseph

Located At - Air Canada Center

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Hotness Level (on a scale from 1 to 10) - 2
Seriously, only Luke Schenn? We give up watching the Leafs for good looking players.

Okay, maybe it can be a three just for those eyes....

4 comments:

Cat said...

One more reason to watch the Leafs - his inevitable fights with Looch. Yes, I'm that obsessed.

Macke said...

I think I almost choked when I saw that picture of Luke. baljksbdlgbwaiebsdkj

Val said...

Okay, Komisarek is beautiful...saw him at the US Men's Olympic Hockey Camp and he soooo impressed me with his physical presence, striking good looks, and fabulous skating. I think you should add him in with Schenn, then the rating needs to move to a 4 at the very least...

@Macke - agreed re: the picture of Luke...you wrote it so well :)

debrisslide said...

Oh dear, I had never seen that picture of Schenner before. . .

And how can you do a post such as this without mentioning Vesa Toskala?