New York Rangers
We're still trying to figure out what Glen Sather is doing. He keeps trading young players for young players and signing high-priced agents. He wants the best of both worlds but he can't have it.
The Rangers always seem to do something bone-headed every offseason and this year was no exception.
Signing oft-injured Marian Gaborik for five years can either be the best thing Sather's ever done or one of the worst.
We still haven't forgiven him for letting go of Nikolai Zherdev. We know that he was a lazy Ukrainian but still, it's not like Tortorella couldn't motivate him.
Speaking of Mr. John Tortorella, we are in love with him.
Him and Ron Wilson may be the two craziest coaches in the league. Every time they are pissed, we just cross our fingers for an ejection.
General Manager - Glen Sather
Coach - John Tortorella
Team Captain - Chris Drury
Player(s)Everyone Should Love - Brandon Dubinsky because he should be the captain
Player We Don’t Love - Donald "sucker-punch" Brashear
Ah, the old days
Who They Got - Marian Gaborik, Vaclav Prospal, Ales Kotalik, Donald Brashear, Brian Boyle, Tyler Arnason
Who They Lost - Nik Antropov, Nikolai Zherdev, Derek Morris, Paul Mara, Fredrik Sjostrom, Colton Orr
Located At - Madison Square Garden
Hotness Level (on a scale from 1 to 10) - 7
The number was originally about a 3 but then we remembered that this is the team with Henrik Lundqvist. Mr. Lundqvist sparkles like the Swedish god that he is, bringing the number for the hotness level way up.
With the departure of Paul Mara, we can like the team more now. Add in the cuteness of Brandon Dubinsky and Ryan Callahan and it's a seven.