We are ashamed to say that this is the first Penguin player we picked for the Hockey Junkies Dating Service. But we feel that TK is the best player to pick to represent the Penguins in a dating pool. Then again, we have never been the best at passing judgment on character.
TK, Trailer Park, Turbo
23/July 15th 1986
Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario
Bud Light bottles, licking his stick, saying "fershure" and beating up guys smaller than him
actually has a girlfriend although you wouldn't know it if you met him
What Happens On The Date
Tyler shows up at your door with a handful of pretty pink flowers. He hands them to you as you shut the door behind you. He helps you into his Harley Davidson special edition truck while telling you the history behind why he purchased the vehicle. Driving down the road, Tyler then begins to tell you about how this one time he and his cousin caught a snake and put it in the Stanley Cup.
Tyler parks the truck outside Nakama and he struts inside as if he owns the place because he probably could. He lets you order whatever you want and then the two of you talk about tattoos and camping while waiting for the food. When you're finished with dinner he asks you if you want to stay out and you do so he escorts you to Mario's. Inside there, the two of you dance to whatever song is on while he double-fists Bud Lights.
By two in the morning, Mario's closes and you leave before the bouncers kick you out. Tyler's all sweaty as he leans over you outside the bar and he says, "Want to do it in my truck?"
Was It A Satisfactory Date?
Do you do it with Tyler Kennedy in his truck? Did you have fun on the date?
It's up to you as usual, did you have fun on the date?
How could you say no to this face?