Friday, July 17, 2009

Date Night: Tyler Kennedy

We are ashamed to say that this is the first Penguin player we picked for the Hockey Junkies Dating Service. But we feel that TK is the best player to pick to represent the Penguins in a dating pool. Then again, we have never been the best at passing judgment on character.

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Name
Tyler Kennedy


Nicknames
TK, Trailer Park, Turbo



Number
48



Team
Pittsburgh Penguins


Age/DOB
23/July 15th 1986



Birthplace
Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario


Interests
Bud Light bottles, licking his stick, saying "fershure" and beating up guys smaller than him



Random Fact
actually has a girlfriend although you wouldn't know it if you met him


What Happens On The Date
Tyler shows up at your door with a handful of pretty pink flowers. He hands them to you as you shut the door behind you. He helps you into his Harley Davidson special edition truck while telling you the history behind why he purchased the vehicle. Driving down the road, Tyler then begins to tell you about how this one time he and his cousin caught a snake and put it in the Stanley Cup.

Tyler parks the truck outside Nakama and he struts inside as if he owns the place because he probably could. He lets you order whatever you want and then the two of you talk about tattoos and camping while waiting for the food. When you're finished with dinner he asks you if you want to stay out and you do so he escorts you to Mario's. Inside there, the two of you dance to whatever song is on while he double-fists Bud Lights.

By two in the morning, Mario's closes and you leave before the bouncers kick you out. Tyler's all sweaty as he leans over you outside the bar and he says, "Want to do it in my truck?"


Was It A Satisfactory Date?

Do you do it with Tyler Kennedy in his truck? Did you have fun on the date?

It's up to you as usual, did you have fun on the date?

How could you say no to this face?

10 comments:

eyebleaf said...

Remember the time Luke Schenn kicked Tyler Kennedy's ass? Good times.

25superstar said...

FER SHER.
tk is a solid dude.
fun times.

Cat said...

Well, as dates go, that was a fun one! Sure, let's go back out to the truck. What the hell. Maybe I can get him to give up some locker room secrets while we're at it. ;)

Val said...

Now I know why I started saying "fer shur" again...

AmyB said...

The date was awesome. However, there is the issue of The Nose... Sorry.

debrisslide said...

I would get in the truck. It wouldn't be the best idea, but I would. . . Well, maybe.

LeTude said...

When I read this why do I feel like I've already experienced this? Oh wait...haha.

Ms. Conduct said...

Ugh. Would have pretended I wasn't home when he came to the door.

Nat5582 said...

FERSHURE!!!

I love TK! I like Sid better though...

xcrosbyslaugh87 said...

fer sher, i'd lovee that date.
well, i'm not sure about the truck thing but oh well.