We just like to point out that it's okay to like a guy from the enemy team. Everyone does it.
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Name
Patrick Sharp
Nicknames
Sharpie, PattyCakes, Fatty
Number
10
Team
Chicago Blackhawks
Age/DOB
27/December 27, 1981
Birthplace
Winnipeg, MB
Interests
playing pranks on teammates, eating and looking in the mirror at himself
Random Fact
was actually drafted by the Flyers
What Happens On The Date
You open the door and find Patrick Sharp standing on your doorstep wearing a black suit. He looks good.
He opens the car door for you and you're surprised that there's not a car outside. The two of you walk to The Weiner Circle and he recommends that you try a Chicago-style hot dog. You sit down on the red picnic benches outside and enjoy your hot dogs. You people watch as Patrick comments on each person's outfit and why it sucks or not. Then he herds you back onto the sidewalk and you walk a little bit more until you're outside another restaurant. Except this one serves deep dish pizza. Inside, Patrick smiles as the two of you are seated in a corner booth and he orders two plain deep dish pizzas.
He raises his eyebrows at you when you try to pick up the pizza. Then you follow his lead and use the silverware. After the pizzas are gone (him eating most of them) you leave. He tells a funny story of this practical joke he played on the rookies as you arrive in front of another restaurant. This one is called Mr. Beef. You don't even know what's going on now. Inside, Patrick sidles up to the counter and orders two Italian beefs and you don't even think that you could eat it. But you do and he smiles while he downs the whole sandwich. Walking outside, Patrick grabs your hand and holds it while the two of you walk back to you place.
Outside your front door, Patrick pats his stomach and winks at you, "That was a delicious date but I was hoping that we could, you know, work off all this food?"
Was It A Satisfactory Date?
Will you sacrifice your intestinal fortitude to go on this date with Patrick? Do you turn Patrick out because you need some Tums? Or do you invite him in to work off all that food?
It's up to you.
12 comments:
Oh Hell Yeah! Let's work it off!! LOL.
I sooo saw the "Patrick Sharp Food Tour video" God help his bathroom toilet after all that food!! Pooh on the Flyers for getting rid of the hottie, but Yay for the Blackhawks, just another reason to have a crush on them. Thanx Timmy! :o)
You had me at "Patrick Sharp". The answer from that moment on was HELL YES! Whatever he wants, whenever he wants it and however he wants it.
i would totally get a food baby for a date like that. it would be well worth it. but you can't get plain cheese pizza, not in chicago! load it up!!
Thank you! I was hoping you would incorporate that video into the date. I agree with Cat with a HELL YES!!!!
Gina is right, you got to at least put spinach on it. I learned that lesson already.
Food and Sharp sounds like the perfect date. I could stare at that face all day long.
Hell yes!
What Cat said.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That means YES DO WANT.
I'm with Cat. Patrick Sharp = Automatic Sex. Even if the date was like that shitty Mike Green date. I could even put up with Nickelback for him.
hahah as timmycanjump says all the time "patrick sharp=sex on ice"
i think everyone agrees on that one!
yup. he IS sex on ice. sorry Chaz Michaels Michaels. there's no denying it.
I agree with Cat.
Anything for Patrick Sharp.
Answers to last 3 questions: yes, no, yes...and love Sharpie...totally made my evening to see he was date night. I would put this in the win category!
What Ky said.
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