It's Friday so you know what that means....DATE NIGHT! And today's date comes from timmycanjump24 through email.
We just like to point out that it's okay to like a guy from the enemy team. Everyone does it.
Sharpie, PattyCakes, Fatty
27/December 27, 1981
playing pranks on teammates, eating and looking in the mirror at himself
was actually drafted by the Flyers
What Happens On The Date
You open the door and find Patrick Sharp standing on your doorstep wearing a black suit. He looks good.
He opens the car door for you and you're surprised that there's not a car outside. The two of you walk to The Weiner Circle and he recommends that you try a Chicago-style hot dog. You sit down on the red picnic benches outside and enjoy your hot dogs. You people watch as Patrick comments on each person's outfit and why it sucks or not. Then he herds you back onto the sidewalk and you walk a little bit more until you're outside another restaurant. Except this one serves deep dish pizza. Inside, Patrick smiles as the two of you are seated in a corner booth and he orders two plain deep dish pizzas.
He raises his eyebrows at you when you try to pick up the pizza. Then you follow his lead and use the silverware. After the pizzas are gone (him eating most of them) you leave. He tells a funny story of this practical joke he played on the rookies as you arrive in front of another restaurant. This one is called Mr. Beef. You don't even know what's going on now. Inside, Patrick sidles up to the counter and orders two Italian beefs and you don't even think that you could eat it. But you do and he smiles while he downs the whole sandwich. Walking outside, Patrick grabs your hand and holds it while the two of you walk back to you place.
Outside your front door, Patrick pats his stomach and winks at you, "That was a delicious date but I was hoping that we could, you know, work off all this food?"
Was It A Satisfactory Date?
Will you sacrifice your intestinal fortitude to go on this date with Patrick? Do you turn Patrick out because you need some Tums? Or do you invite him in to work off all that food?
It's up to you.