- The Blackhawks are under investigation for the way that they filed their Qualifying Offers to the RFAs in their organization. That's odd but someone's definitely getting fired.
- Mikael Samuelsson was signed by the Canucks for three years. He admitted to wanting the money, how refreshing.
- Columbus Blue Jackets signed Rick Nash to an eight-year contract. Crazy money.
- Ryan Smyth was traded from the Colorado Avalanche to the Los Angeles Kings for Kyle Quincey, Tom Preissing and a fifth-round pick.
- Lastly, Ruslan Fedotenko re-signed with the Penguins for one year. YAY! When we got the text from Shero, we screamed. We are really happy about it.
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Name
Mike Green
Nicknames
Grennie, Greener, Fat Mike Green, Chubby Cheeks
Number
52
Team
Washington Capitals
Age/DOB
23/October 12, 1985
Birthplace
Calgary, Alberta
Interests
Playing in a fake band, hanging out with Brooks Laich and pretending to be Alex Ovechkin
Random Fact
favorite sport is Ultimate Fighting
What Happens On The Date
Mike picks you up in this ridiculous white Lamborghini and of course opens the door for you.
Getting in, you sit on some food wrappers but being the polite girl that you are, you completely ignore them. Brooks Laich is in fact in the backseat because Mike doesn't do anything without him.
He asks you where you want to go and drives really, really fast down a residential street while air-drumming to Nickleback. You end up at a local skate park where he parks and the two of you sit on the hood of his car and watch skinny little brats landing frontside ollies and doing kickflips. Mike explains to you what is going on even if you know what the kids are doing. After about an hour of this, the two of you get back into the car.
Then you drive to this Italian restaurant called Olives. Mike orders for you and winks when the waiter leaves. Then he asks you about your life and the two of you have a nice conversation about designer sunglasses and green things. On the way home, he presumptuously places his hand on your knee and walks you to your door. As you unlock the door, he does "the lean" and says, "Do you want to see my tattoos?"
Was It A Satisfactory Date?
Do you ask Mike Green in to see his tattoos?
Or do you kick him out? Did you enjoy the date?
Like always, it is your decision. Let us know what you do.
14 comments:
nope. I would definitely kick him out.
Um... a good lookin' guy... but he definitely seems like a diva, and those tatoos are definitely GAY! Wow.
when i get a text at work that says "when you get home run to your computer and read Hockey Junkies. Seriously.", i get excited.
And you did not disappoint.
Yes, Mike Green. I want to see your tattoos. But Kylie would probably kill me before that would happen.
BTW, pissed about Quincey not being a King anymore...
I would kick him out but I would ask Brooks Laich to come in and tell me more about Saskatchewan and be naked.
Chubby Cheeks is getting kicked to the curb. That was one seriously uninspired date. But cutie (Brooks) can make up for that. ;)
no thanks the wrappers in the seat gross ha ha
Do I get to touch his faux hawk?
Yes?
You bet your sweet ass I'm asking to see his tats!
Nickelback? No thanks
Yeah. In between the shitty date and Nickelback, he needs to GTFO.
Nickleback, faux hawk, skateboarding, and those gay tats? ewww. But please feel free to model a suit or two. I'm gonna have to go with GTFO just because he might be more tacky than Max Talbot. There's room for only one tacky man in my heart.
Audrey said...
I would def go on the date he is sexy!! And say back "ill show you mine if you show me yours :)"
This has nothing to do with the date night segment. It has to do with your godamn obsession with the Shitsburgh Penguins. No matter what u guys talk about, you always have to mention Shitsburgh. Are you guys really that fucking stupid?!?! The Penguins fucking suck!!!! I swear, if I see another blog post about Shitsburgh, I will want to fucking kick your asses!!!!! It's not like they're fucking made of gold!!!!! Either talk about all teams equally or shut the hell up!!! The Penguins can fuck off!!! The Shitsburgh Penguins are one of the GAYEST team in the NHL!!!! And when I say gay, I mean gay!!! AND their horn is one of stupidest in the NHL!!!! And another thing, how many Stanley Cups has Shitburgh Penguins won?!?! Oh yeah that's right, only 3!!!! MY team, however, has one 11 Stanley Cups (soon to be 12 Cups)!!!!! So haha on you!!! And in case you guys missed it the first time, PENS SUCK, PENS SUCK, PENS SUCK!!!!
@hockey addict - you are mistaken. It is YOU who sucks. If you don't like this site stay off it. This is not YOUR blog so you are in NO position to demand anything.
Btw - the Canadians have won 23 Cups so your Wings aren't all THAT.
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